[FIRST THIS IS THE 50th CHAPTER I MADE- now I'm on my way to my 100th one HEHEHEH anyways enjoy!]
Enid: how do I tell Wednesday I like her
Yolk: Yk how people say be ur self
Enid: yeah?
Yolk: well don't do that
Young Claire: mommy
Wednesday: yes?
Young Claire: how are babies made?
Wednesdays mind: shit
Young Jacob: easy our mother fucked mommy and we were made
*enid starts bursts out laughing*
Wednesday: Yoko...
Claire: when I was in preschool we had this weird system of time out when they put you in this giant bucket and the rule was u couldn't leave the bucket for 10 minutes in case u didn't know I was the thing the teachers referred to as a "difficult child" so I was in this time out bucket for quite a while once they put me in this bucket for 30 minutes and I thought that was unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until me and the bucket were out of the classroom in the hall way and through the door they found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time out bucket my teachers were furious and I said "hey I never left the bucket" so they called my mother but she didn't answer so they called my other mother but she didn't answer so they called my aunt and told her what I did and she said
Yoko: well she never left the bucket
*enid puts on waka waka*
Enid:you got it all believe it when you fall get up
Liz: EH EH
Enid: if you fall get up
Yoko: IM GAY
Enid:Tamsina Mina zangalewa
Claire: I have crippling depression
Enid: Tamsina Mina Mina
Liz: EH EH
Yoko: IM GAY
Enid: Tamsina Mina zangalewa
Claire: WHAT A LOVELY DAY🔪
Claire: am I the most attractive girl in the world?
Liz: yes-
Claire: no
Claire: do I have a great personality?
Claire: also no
Claire: but do I wake up every morning and try to be the best person I can be?
Liz: idk
Claire: no
Weird man: if you push that button ur parents will love you but-
*enid clicking the button as fast as possible*
Wednesday: wh-
Yoko: bro-
Weird man: but-
*enid still clicking as fast as possible*
Weird man: but one year of your life will be taken away
*enid still clicking fast as possible*
Weird man: BRO STOP
Claire: castaways we are castaways
Bianca: can you stop?!
Weems: we are literally at yokos funeral
Claire: passed away she has passed away
*Wednesday starts bursted out laughing and Yoko came back to life to laugh*
[hoped u liked ittt byeeeeeeeee have a good day!]