[enjoy mother truckers]
Enid: spread me apart
Enid: lick me with your tongue
Wednesday: excuse me?-
Enid: grab my sides
Enid: eat my cream
Wednesday: ENID
Enid: and that's how you eat a Oreo cookie 😁
Wednesday:...
Enid: Must be hard not being able to laugh!
Wednesday: I do have a sense of Humor you know
Enid: but I never heard you laugh before...
Wednesday: I've never heard you say anything funny
Kidnapper: we have your girlfriend
Enid: Wednesday?
Kidnapper: yes
Enid: good luck with her
Wednesday texting Enid: Enid, I think my stalker has finally made a move, I'm being kidnapped
Enid texting Wednesday: where are you?
Wednesday texting Enid: I'm in some appealing looking van
Enid texting Wednesday: I'll call Yoko
Yoko answering the call: Hello?
Enid: where is Wednesday? She texted me she was being kidnapped. You were supposed to be hanging out together!
Yoko: WH- hold on I'll call you back
*Yoko hangs up*
Yoko: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!
Wednesday: WHO ARE YOU?!
Wednesday: Thing, I want to write a love letter for enid for our anniversary but I'm having trouble on what to write
Thing: why not write about a recent memory about Enid and write it down?
Wednesday: *Wednesday remembering when Enid tried to kick a rock but fell instead* thank you thing I have a idea
Wednesday writing: To my beloved, incompetent dumbass...
[SORRY FOR MAKING IT SHORT HAVE A GOOD DAYY GOOD BYEEEEEEE]