Luigi: Hey, Mario.
Mario: Hey, Luigi. What's up, bro?
Luigi: Nothing. I thought I'd pop in, on my way home from my new shop.
Mario: Fair enough...
Loaf: Meow. 😺
Luigi: Hi-ya, Loaf.
Mario: So... why do you think Dad is looking for someone special, this Valentine's Day?
Luigi: Hmm... I think it's because that he's tired of being single, and he wants to have a partner.
Mario: Christ... Dad with a new partner...
Luigi: What's wrong with that?
Mario: Nothing! I'm just saying that maybe it's a little bit weird that we're seeing Dad with another woman.
Luigi: Well... even Mum is looking for another man.
Mario: True...
Later...
*DOOR BANGING*
Mario: Get that, will you?
Luigi opened the door.
Pio: BOYS!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Luigi: What's wrong?!
Pio: I think my laptop is broken!!!
Mario: Why?
Pio: I can't access the Internet, anymore!!!
Mario: Maybe, it's because... you don't have Wi-Fi?
Pio: Can anyone of you lazy buggers help me?!
Luigi: Right... let's have a look.
Luigi looked at Pio's laptop.
Luigi: JESUS CHRIST!!!
Mario: What?
Mario looked as well.
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SMG4 Fanfic: Mario's Dad's Valentine
FanfictionIt's Valentine's Day and Pio wants to have a Valentine's Date.