Chapter 5: The Date (What Could Possibly Go Wrong?)

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Mario: *sigh* Kill me, now

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Mario: *sigh* Kill me, now...

Boopkins: Hey, Mario! What's up?

Mario: I'm surprised you haven't burnt the house down, yet...

Boopkins: We're trying not to...

Mario: What's on TV?

Bob: *vapes* Shrek is going through a divorce...

TV: You are watching... Shrek 5: Marriage Goes Far Far Away.


Shrek: She took the kids, Donkey

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Shrek: She took the kids, Donkey... 

*SNIFF*

Shrek: *sobbing* FIONA TOOK THE MOTHER-FREAKING KIDS!!! 😭😭😭

The new Shrek film is looking good, not gonna lie.


Mario: Hey, everyone

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Mario: Hey, everyone...

Meggy: You alright, honey?

Mario: *sigh* I think I need a lie down for at least a year...

SMG4: What's happening?

Mario: I just found my Dad is a virgin...

SMG4: Eh?

Mario: Luigi turned up from locking up his Flower shop and now he's the one that is joining me of helping Dad's date going smoothly.

Tari: At least, you're not alone and you've got assistance.

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