Mario: *sigh* Kill me, now...
Boopkins: Hey, Mario! What's up?
Mario: I'm surprised you haven't burnt the house down, yet...
Boopkins: We're trying not to...
Mario: What's on TV?
Bob: *vapes* Shrek is going through a divorce...
TV: You are watching... Shrek 5: Marriage Goes Far Far Away.
Shrek: She took the kids, Donkey...
*SNIFF*
Shrek: *sobbing* FIONA TOOK THE MOTHER-FREAKING KIDS!!! 😭😭😭
The new Shrek film is looking good, not gonna lie.
Mario: Hey, everyone...
Meggy: You alright, honey?
Mario: *sigh* I think I need a lie down for at least a year...
SMG4: What's happening?
Mario: I just found my Dad is a virgin...
SMG4: Eh?
Mario: Luigi turned up from locking up his Flower shop and now he's the one that is joining me of helping Dad's date going smoothly.
Tari: At least, you're not alone and you've got assistance.
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SMG4 Fanfic: Mario's Dad's Valentine
FanfictionIt's Valentine's Day and Pio wants to have a Valentine's Date.