THE NEXT DAY...
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Mario: OK, Dad. I don't think Online dating isn't for you...
Pio: At least, I tried!
Mario: So... what I'm now thinking is that I have no choice but to put you on a blind date.
Pio: A blind date? Am I gonna date a blind chick?
Mario: No! A blind date is a type of date between two people that have never met each other, before.
Pio: Jesus! Is that a good idea?!
Mario: Everybody does it, all of the time! I once help Siren Head find a date!
...
Pio: Fine... I guess I can try that...
Mario: That's the spirit!
Pio: So... what are we gonna do?
Mario: Okie-dokie! Tonight, we are gonna go to a Night-club and we're gonna get you a date!
THAT EVENING...
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Pio: *sigh* I don't know about this, son... I don't even know what women are like nowadays...
Mario: You'll be fine!
Pio: When I was a teenager, back in the 1960's... people just went on Picnics and had a little dance with each other...
Mario: Look... that was nearly 60 years ago... And, I know things have changed.
Pio: I know that...
Mario: Right! I've got this piece of paper in my hand, and I've written down a list of all of the good things to say to hot women.
Mario gave the list to Pio.
Pio: Wow, Mario! These are actually pretty good! How did you learn all of these?
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SMG4 Fanfic: Mario's Dad's Valentine
FanfictionIt's Valentine's Day and Pio wants to have a Valentine's Date.
