Rukia: (It's all so troublesome.)
(Love, companionship, friendship...)
(It's both but trouble.)
(When the time comes...)
(When I have to leave...)
(I have to cut myself off from them.)
(Love, companionship, friendship...)
(It's troublesome...it's really...really...)
(Nothing but a saddening emotion.)
Rukia: (All shinigami shouldn't have these unnecessary feelings. What kind of disgraceful behavior is this...Kuchiki Rukia!)
......
Your Apartment
Y/N: Ahhh~~ Man, that hits the spot.
Aya: Ahhh~~ It sure does.
It was a normal night for you and Aya. It wasn't too long ago since you both got out of the bath, and now you both were sitting by the coffee table in front of the TV. For the record, neither of you are bothered by bathing with each other. I mean, you do share the same body so...
Y/N: Still, can someone your size finish that whole bottle?
Aya: Sounds to me like you just want my coffee milk.
Y/N: *Bleck* No thanks, I hate coffee.
Aya: Hey, what's wrong with coffee? And this isn't even real coffee, it's coffee flavored milk.
Y/N: I just hate anything that tastes like coffee.
Aya: So you hate anything bitter huh?
Y/N: Noooo, it's just coffee, stuff like black tea I can handle just fine.
Aya: I don't believe you. All I've ever seen you drink is sweet stuff like juice.
Y/N: I'll drink something bitter when I feel like it.
Aya: He says while drinking a fruity yogurt.
Y/N: Fruity doesn't equal sweet.
Aya: It does when it's yogurt.
Y/N: What about you huh? You're drinking coffee milk right? Why not regular coffee?
Aya: Because cold milk is better after a bath.
???: I agree with her there.
Y/N: Hmm~ fine, but that doesn't change my opinion on anything coffee flavored.
???: If coffee was more fruity, would you give it a chance?
Y/N: Hmm~ Maybe, but for now I'll stick with what I got. *Glug Glug Glug*
Aya: *Glug Glug Glug*
???:....
Y/N/Aya: Ahhh~......WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?
???: Bit of a late reaction no?
You and Aya just stare wide eyed at what seems to be a talking cat.
???: Oh come on now, is it really that surprising? You have a talking doll after all.
Y/N: T-this and that are two completely different things! I don't remember taking in a talking cat.
???: Still, after everything you've been through, a talking cat shouldn't be surprise. Isn't that right...mr. shinigami?
Y/N/Aya: !
Y/N: H-how do you...?
???: Calm down, I'm not here to harm you. As for who I am, there's not enough time to explain everything so just believe me when I say I'm a friend of Urahara Kisuke.
Y/N: Hat shop?
Aya: What do you mean no time? What's going on?
???: It seems that your friend, Kuchiki Rukia, has gotten into serious trouble with soul society. Now they've decided to pass judgment on her life.
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Ordinary Shinigami (Bleach male reader insert)
FanficY/N was supposed to be a normal average human. Go to school, maybe some college, and get a job. You know, like a contributing member of society. But noooooooo, he just has to show off like he's one of the best. "At what?" "Don't worry a...
