Ordinary Shinigami (Bleach male reader insert)

Black Cherry

Karakura Town - Near the Park - Late Afternoon

You find yourself roaming aimlessly around Karakura Town, duffle bag in hand. It was the weekend so you were looking around for lingering spirits to hang out with, maybe help them pass on or something. Whatever gets you out of your house really. After all, spending the weekend lazing around in an empty, lonely apartment would be boring and wasteful. You had planed to drag Ichigo along but he wasn't at his house, apparently he went out to take care of something.

Y/N: (Man, there sure have been a lot of ghosts appearing lately. Where do they keep coming from? Don't tell me the death rate is increasing, that would really suck.)

Orihime appears from around a corner a few meters behind you. She appears to be singing a weird song.

Orihime: Raa is Raa from ramen~, Shi is shinigawa sushi's Shi~, Now let's sing~...hmm?

She spots you almost instantly and casually walks up behind you.

Y/N: (What would even cause an increase in deaths? The breakout of a new illness? No I would have defiantly heard about it.)

You are completely oblivious to her as she cups her hands around her mouth.

Y/N: (Then are they just naturally attracted to this area? Maybe a popular hotspot for ghosts?)

Orihime: Hello, L/N-Kun~!

Y/N: *Sharp inhale* -----!!!

Startled by Orihime's back attack, you turn around so fast that your toes couldn't keep up, twisting your legs in the process. The momentum of your turn around causes your heavy ass duffle bag to swing around you, causing the strap to wrap and tie you up. you then trip and fall on your side.

Orihime: *giggle* What did you think? Was my prank satisfying?

Y/N: ...To be done in by such a simple prank, I have no words.

While laying down, you look forward and spot a familiar head of orange hair. Struck by sudden inspiration, you untie yourself and get up.

Y/N: Actually, I do have one criticism.

Orihime: ??

You reach into your duffle bag and take out two megaphones. You give one to Orihime and then point to Ichigo, who seems to be arguing with someone.

Orihime: *Under breath* Ah! Kurosaki-Kun!

Without uttering another sound, you both sneak up on an unsuspecting Ichigo and prepare the megaphones.

Rukia: If you keep talking like that, you'll end up dead!

Ichigo: ...But that's-

Y/N/Orihime: ~~HELLLOO, ICHIGOOO/KUROSAKI-KUUN~~~!!

Ichigo: WAAHHH!!!

Rukia:!!!

Y/N: HAHAHAHA! Now that's more like it!

Orihime: Oooohh, I think I'm starting to get it.

Ichigo: Y-Y/N, O-O-Orihime, what are you two doing here!?

Orihime: Eheheh~, I happened to find L/N-Kun while shopping so I pulled a prank.

Y/N: *Proudly* And I'm here to show her how to do it even better.

Orihime: What are you doing here Kurosaki-Kun?

Ichigo: Ah- I'm, uhhh-

Y/N: ? Yo, Rukia, didn't see you there. How's it going?

Rukia: Who the hell are you?

The shock turns you to stone for a quick second.

Ichigo: Idiot! They're from our class!