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Osamu rolled over in bed and blindly reached out. Atsumu got the exact same way when he drank too much, so he was already ready with the trash can. He shoved it under his twin's face.
As Osamu retched the entire contents of his stomach, Atsumu gagged, "oh that's fuck'n nasty."
In between violent waves of vomit, Osamu rasped, "shut the fuck up 'Tsumu."
"Don't get mad at me ya can't hold yer liquor."
Glowing gray eyes glared at him from beneath his quickly growing dark brown locks. "Shut yer fuck'n trap."
Atsumu punched his brother in the head oh so gently. As his world spun violently, Osamu heard his twin curse, "don't be mean to me just because ya couldn't control yer dick last night."
"What?"
The blonde Miya's dark bushy brows shot up. "Don't tell me ya don't remember?"
Now that he didn't have anything left to throw up, he crashed back into the bed and threw his muscular arm over his eyes. "I don't know? Give me the damn recap, and I'll see what if any of it rings a bell."
Atsumu belly flopped on the bed next to his brother and began ticking off his fingers as he regailed, "well ya went to the strip club with me and the guys. Then ya got drunk at the bar with Rin, which by the way remind me to call you a pussy for that later-"
"You just did call me a pussy?"
"Yes I know, but I want to tell Kuroo so that we can throw you a Light Weight party. Kenma can crown ya as an official member of his kingdom."
"Shut the actual fuck up 'Tsumu and GET BACK TO THE FUCK'N STORY!!!" At his own thunderous shout, Osamu moaned in pain, but he punched his brother in the shoulder as if he were the cause of his throbbing headache.
Atsumu chuckled brightly because he was in fact not hungover, "okay as I was say'n, while Shoyo and I were gett'n some action from the pretty ladies, ya snuck off to one of the back rooms with that new lil bartender."
Osamu squeezed his eyes shut as he tried desperately to remember what the hell the unmemorable woman even looked like. "Nope. I ain't got a clue."
"Well I betcha gonna remember this part," Atsumu winced in a rare moment of twin empathy.
Osamu's stormy gray eyes flickered over to his brother's genuinely worried brown orbs. "Shit. What'd I do?"
"Rin was at the bar still when he saw...Lilith."
Electrically charged memories flashed through his alcohol-clouded mind. Osamu's usually sleepy eyes widened as he remembered how Lilith had found him about to get head from that no named distraction. The pain and fury that had been swirling in her hurricane eyes all came rushing back as he recalled how she had rightfully told him to get out.
"'Tsumu, I need to go," Osamu said in a monotone panic as he rolled over his twin.
Atsumu wheezed in complaint at being turned into a pancake, but he got his wind back and grabbed his brother by his elbow. "Dude, where the fuck do ya think yer go'n?"
Osamu ripped off his shirt and stole one out of his twin's closet. "I gotta go find Lil and apologize."
"Listen, I'm all for a wild goose chase, but it ain't like strip clubs are open at 10 in the morn'n. She ain't gonna be there right now. Besides," his manwhore of a brother grumbled in a state of enlightenment that Osamu assumed was Kiyoomi's doing because he knew Atsumu used to never give a fuck about girl's feelings, "what're ya gonna do? Roll up there with a half-assed apology and hurt her worse?"
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Thunder Thighs ( Osamu Miya x OC)
Romance🌫️ Post Time Skip 🌫️ "Tell me, pretty boy, are you going to fuck me or not?" At the age of 27, Osamu Miya finds himself enraptured by a sinfully thick blonde who is able to boldly match his quiet dominant brand of energy with her own firey one. ...