Thunder Thighs ( Osamu Miya x OC)

Chapter- 19 Car Ride

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"So explain to me again how we got here?"

Osamu had his muscular forearm draped handsomely over the steering wheel, and he was tapping his fingers along the console to a slow country song rolling across the radio. 

At the sound of Lilith's annoyed voice coupled with her soft breasts pressed into his other arm, his storm-grey eyes flashed over to the beauty in his passenger seat. "This would be the work of my dumbass twin."

Lilith's blonde brow cocked sassily as she glared at the thicker Miya's chiseled jawline. "Ugh huh, I can see that, but why are we traveling with him?!"

Osamu sighed in defeat, "Because life hates us."

The current object of her ire poked his fat blonde head into the front seat and chirped, "well ya see, all of this is technically 'Samu's fault!"

"How the fuck do ya figure?!" Osamu boomed at his twin, who was unwisely trying to steal some of his girl's snacks. Considering those candies were the only thing keep'n her from throttling Atsumu, Osamu slapped away his twin's seeking hand and snapped, "Those ain't yers."

"Ow ya fuck! That hurt!" Atsumu hissed. "I was just try'n to get a Skittle. I wasn't trying to touch her cookie pot or nothin'."

"'Cookie pot'?" Sakusa quietly parrotted from the backseat. 

Atsumu slathered on the fakest most obnoxious smile as he turned to his partner and lied, "I just meant I wasn't tryin' to take a cookie! You know I'm not a big fan of sugar cookies! Gotta watch my weight since we have the Olympics coming up, ya know??"

Osamu snorted at the terrible lie while Lilith was the one that ratted the rat bastard flirt out by announcing, "Don't let him lie to you Sakusa-san. He was trying to taste my rainbow, but my pretty boy doesn't know how to share too well."

Both twins wore unamused expressions but for completely different reasons. When Sakusa just squinted at her in confusion over his face mask, Atsumu snarled under his breath, "Yer lucky he isn't up to date on pop culture otherwise ya would have just gotten me in a shit ton of trouble!"

Lilith shrugged, "Like I give a fuck. It'd be what you'd get from trying to touch between my thighs."

Atsumu threw his hands up in exasperation. "Yer bag of candies is BETWEEN YOUR LEGS! How else am I supposed to get some?!"

Knowing damn well he was talking about candies, Lilith was feeling particularly evil since Atsumu had invited himself along to their caride without asking permission, so she twisted his meaning and chuckled, "If you want some, I suggest going to your boyfriend and not trying to cheat on him right in front of him."

"I. WANTED. THE. CANDIES!!!"

Sakusa's midnight black eyes narrowed as he asked in his quiet blunted voice, "'Cookie pot'. Is that another word for vagina? You were trying to touch her so inappropriately?"

"I hate you, Lilith."

"I love you too, shithead!" She made a bunch of obnoxious kissing sounds to the air. 

When Atsumu let off a frightened squeal and got drug to the back of the seat by a silently seething Kiyoomi, Lilith tried not to pay attention to what was going on back there. She did however giggle, "serves him right."

"If they get cum on my seats again, yer cleaning it up," Osamu grunted in annoyance. 

"If they do that back there, I'm taking a picture, sending it to your mother, and praying Atsumu faces a slow death since it's his fault we're 2 hours into this damn impromptu road trip to go see your family!"