Shrek finds himself lonely. Well mainly because he's an ogre but yeah he's just a loner. He goes to the grocery store to get food and water because he's thirsty and hungry.
I walk into swap groceries, only to find my mortal enemy, drain. Drain was draining, but when I saw what he was draining I fell in love.
You may be wondering, what is this thing sherk fell in love with? Well it's really dumb, but a fucking water drop. How God damn stupid is that, anyways I'm not sherk so I can't judge, but go to the 2nd part for more.
