Whenever someone made an Aphrodite kid angry they would curse that person to:
a) Always have crooked eyeliner
b) Always have lipstick on their teeth
c) Always have an eyelash in their eye
d) Always have pit stains
Or if they got really mad:
e) All of the above
Or if they were as mad as Demeter when Persephone was stolen:
f) All of the above and never find love with anyone decent, just jerks and cheaters
Don't mess with the Aphrodite kids. Jeez.
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Humorso yeah this was something I wrote when I was pretty new to wattpad. and it shows leaving it up as a tribute (hahaha reference) to my cringy af younger self and #blatantthievery
