Abnegation: *picks up a kid who's fallen over and buys them an ice-cream*
Amity: Awwww look the monkeys are so adorable THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE I FEEL LIKE A MAGICAL PONY FLYING THROUGH THE SKY ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY JUST FOR YOU AND I! (A/N ASDF movie viewers, you see what I did there? Heh. Heh.)
Candor: This is lame. It's too windy. The animals suck. All they do is sleep.
Dauntless: *climbs over the fence to take a selfie with a lion*
Erudite: Statistically speaking, 50% of these animals should be female.
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1001 Jokes {Discontinued}
Humorso yeah this was something I wrote when I was pretty new to wattpad. and it shows leaving it up as a tribute (hahaha reference) to my cringy af younger self and #blatantthievery
