Erudite teacher: We are now going to go and teach the younger children how to count to ten so they can be smart and pass Erudite initiation.
Erudite kid: He'o. Can you help me count so I can be smart like the grown-ups?
Me: Okay! 1, 2, 3, Four, 5, Tris, 7, 8, 9, Four-Tris.
EK: *runs away crying*
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Humorso yeah this was something I wrote when I was pretty new to wattpad. and it shows leaving it up as a tribute (hahaha reference) to my cringy af younger self and #blatantthievery
