Me: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: You know.
You: You know who? *pause while you get it* Oh... -_-
Me: *laugh* You should run. You just summoned You-Know-Who.
You: Uh... Isn't he summoned by saying Volde-
Me: *puts hand over your mouth* Hush, child.
@_Polar_eclipse_: *punches you square in the forehead* NO!
YOU ARE READING
1001 Jokes {Discontinued}
Humorso yeah this was something I wrote when I was pretty new to wattpad. and it shows leaving it up as a tribute (hahaha reference) to my cringy af younger self and #blatantthievery
