Harry Potter
Dumbledore: Harry, I need you to do this exceedingly dangerous thing for me. No time to explain but there's like a 75% chance of death.
Harry: Yeah sure, no probs Prof.
Percy Jackson
Prophecy: The oldest son of Poseidon will die on this massive quest to save the world.
Percy: Lol nah.
The Maze Runner
Everyone: No Thomas no!
Thomas: Yes Thomas yes!
The Hobbit
Basically a group of dudes go on a nine hour journey to reclaim a mountain.
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Umorismoso yeah this was something I wrote when I was pretty new to wattpad. and it shows leaving it up as a tribute (hahaha reference) to my cringy af younger self and #blatantthievery
