𝐋𝐎𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 • countryhumans

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Recently, Me,Malaysia, Indonesia, Brunei and Philippines have been getting closer! And I also learnt that countryhumans are real and aren't just things that humans made to make Soviet x Nazi fics... Anyway..

I wasn't able to talk to the countries often since stuff was coming up.

Though,if I don't reply,they all start spamming me, killing notifications for around the 700th time. You don't know how much Ive sent fixing my notifications after they broke them...

I grabbed my phone. I wanna text someone new!

I click the randomizer button,

You've connected with 'no.1communist'

Is this another countryhuman? Or is it a fellow human of mine? Meh,who cares, I'll find out anyway.

<HELLO
ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE A CONTUTHUMAN?
*Coumtry
*Coumtry
*COUNTEY

>☭ Please,Just stop...

<*COUTNRY
*COUNT
*COUNRR
*COUNTRY
FINALLY!

>☭ I shall never use this app again..
And,Who are you to know what a countryhuman is?

<mmmm do u know the Borneo countries + Phill?

>☭ Those fucking dumbass...
Yes. If you know them, you should know me too. I am CCCP. If you are to talk to my sons or daughter, do tell me if they do anything...

<omfg
<Yes sir

>☭ I haven't been called that for a long time... Nor have I seen a human or talked to one in years...

<O? Why dou

> ☭The United Nations does not allow past nations or old nations outside the buildings and we are kept in different rooms. Sometimes we are grouped together, but I simply want to spend time with my children.

< How do u type sm in a short time n in only 1 message?

>☭ I do not know.
Oh,I must go now

>☭ UN wants all past countries to return back to their homes.

>☭ I shall talk to you again, (UserName).

>☭ Though what is your name?

< oh I just realized I didn't say my name ;-;
me is y/n

>☭Beautiful name,милый.
Good bye.

< WAT DOES DAT MEAN
HELLO?
AYYYY
LEMME KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
GOOGLE AINT WORKING
HEYYY

ass