𝐋𝐎𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 • countryhumans

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Many things happened in the group chat. Me, Brunei and Singapore are the admins, so that's something. Though, drama happened. America and Russia blocked each other and refused to communicate, same with their fathers. Though, Canada and Ukraine have been chatting, whilst Kazakhstan had been talking with New Zealand. When America and Britain, they both flew into humongous fit of
rage, Father like son, I guess.

Soviet was fine with it though. Belarus and I had been talking alot, and it was fun. China had been flirting with every woman and me in the chat. Though, that flirting stopped when Russia backhanded him and threw him into wall for getting too close to him little sister, Belarus.

It was hilarious, honestly.

Belarus had added the Nordic countries, and so any flirting online stopped because of Iceland, Finland and Russia being in the chat. China still flirted with the ladies and me in a separate chat, but Finland found out and smacked him.

Who knew it would be so fun with the countries?

Recently though, I've been busy so i couldn't talk with the countries for a while, Russian Empire had just learnt how to spam and so he spammed me to get me online, but that plan failed. Many of the countries had dm'ed me countless times, even calling me but I couldn't pick because of school.

I wanted to talk to them so bad but my parent had restricted me from doing so too! Ugh...

_

I dropped my bag onto the floor next to my bed and jumped on my bed. I hate these god damn exams... I snuck out my room. My parents had gone out for a weeks long vacation, I grabbed my phone, which had now fully charged.

As I unlocked it, I saw at the corner of the text app, "8278 unread".

These countries called and messaged me 8278 times?! I got another notification, 8279 now! What the hell!-

I opened the app. The group name has also changed! It was now "U/N is missing :( istg I'm gonna torture whoever took them" aww... an it was obvious Finland wrote the torture part

U/N
Ello

Philippines:
YOURE BACK! FINALLY! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!?

Belarus:
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!? IM SO GLAD YOURE SAFE!

Russian Empire:
Ах! Мой дорогой! ты наконец вернулся! где, черт возьми, ты был и кто тебя взял!

U/n
Still don't speak Russian bby-

Canada:
You really got us all concerned!

Greenland:
Finny boy was about to murder for you!

Norway:
Simp

America:
^