LMK one shots I choose to write

Macaque has fucked up-

[C.N: This was an idea I got from this LMK fanfic on archive your own called 'its been a long time' go check it out its awesome!]

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Macaque walked up to Mei, still in his shadow form. he stared at Mei with a mischievous glint in his eyes and chuckled. Mei had her face buried in the sand practically like she fell face first in the sand. He kneeled down towards the dark-haired woman and poked her on the shoulder to get her attention.

"Geez, you must be tired!" He said still having his iconic mischievous smile that was growing bigger by the moment. Mei shoved her head deeper into the sand, not responding to the monkey's statement. Macaque's face softened and he shook her a bit, disturbed by her unwillingness to respond to him. He shook her a bit harder while calling her name slightly panicked.

"Hey, little dragon...? Mei? Mei! Mei! Mei, you're scaring me here! MEI-" the worried shadow was interrupted by the dragon girl as she finally lifted her head out of the sand to ask him a question he would have never expected to hear out of the girl.

"Why the fuck were you thirsting over man titties...?" She said in a slight growl as she gripped the sand below her as she spitted off to the side to get the sand out of her mouth. Macaque turned red in embarrassment as he looked at Mei with a stern yet nervous expression.

"W-what...?" He stammered trying to comprehend what the girl had just said to him. Mei sat up straight still looking at him with an agitated face as she clawed at her thighs. Green flames began to slowly emerge around her as her hair began to levitate ever so slightly. She bared her fangs and opened to mouth to ask again.

"Answer the goddamn question... why THE FUCK were you thirsting over man titties!?" Mei got up on her feet and looked down at Macaque who was on the ground with a nervous smile. She towered over him as more green flames began to surround her. She clenched her fist ready to punch the fuck out of her big brother. Macaque just stared at her. He nervously rubbed the back of his neck, Avoiding eye contact with his younger sibling.

"I-i don't know what your-"

"NO! BULLSHIT!" Mei snapped at him. She was engulfed in the green flames now as she pointed an accusing finger at the shadow monkey below her.

"YOU WERE STARING AT THAT STUPID MONKEY'S CHEST THE WHOLE TIME HE HAD HIS SHIRT OFF! YOU WERE STARING SO HARD THAT I COULD PRACTICALLY FEEL YOU STARING!" She yelled at him with a growl. She clenched her fist even harder to the point where you could hear cracking. Macaque was about ready to just dip at this point but for some reason, he stayed put. He quickly tried to defend himself.

"I-i was... I was just... fuck...." macaque looked down. Embarrassed that he couldn't even defend himself against a MORTAL girl.

Mei took a deep breath and took out her dragon blade and pointed it at macaque. She growled before saying.

"I'm gonna give you one more chance.... why the fuck were you thirsting over man titties...." she said in a menacing and dark tone as the green flames around roared burning brighter than they did before. A flame slightly burned macaque's tail, he quickly drew his tail away from the flame and rubbed his tail.

"SHIT!" He hissed out in pain. Suddenly before macaque was about to get his shit rocked in, a voice called out to Mei.

"MEI! WHERE ARE YOU!? MEI!?" It was mk. He was calling out to his best friend in worry. Mei looked in the direction of the voice and her expression softened. She turned back to macaque as she put away her dragon blade.

"Your lucky that I don't turn you into a battered body laying on the sand... now hide before they see you!" Mei turned back to where the voice was coming from. Macaque internally screeched and cried in relief as the girl had spared him. He stood up and took a bow before sinking into mei's shadow.

"Will do my lady..."