Wukong: *sigh* what do you macaque?
Macaque: *crawling out of the shadows* ok! Don't get mad at me and don't take this in any sort of way I still hate you! I'm not gay... But you look fine as hell right now...
Wukong: well of course I am! That's kind of my thing you know, people just love to bask in my natural beauty gay or not! *flips hair sassily* (he's got that right-)
Macaque: nah, but id fuck you.
Wukong: *turns to macaque with a flabbergasted look*...
Macaque: ...
...
Wukong: WHAT THE FU-
Macaque: Hey, no need for language like that! Look, all I'm saying is that if I wasn't, you know, like... I'd be down. Just sayin' ya know.
Wukong: but no one is stopping you-
Macaque: ...
Wukong: ...
...
Macaque: come here pretty boy~ *lunges at wukong*
Wukong: *in shock and quickly pushes macaque away* Woah woah! Hold on! Just because I'm fine doesn't mean you can just do that! Have some self-respect, if you wanna ask me out properly like a gentleman then ask me out properly.
Macaque: fine then, id like to fuck you. Can I fuck you? *sarcastically yet jokingly*
Wukong: somehow that way worse-
YOU ARE READING
LMK one shots I choose to write
Fanfiction(THIS WILL CONTAIN NSFW AT TIMES) Idk- these are just little ideas that I decided to write. (THIS WILL CONTAIN SHADOWPEACH AND POSSIBLY FREENOODLES) this is my first time doing stuff like this so plz don't be mad at me-
