LMK one shots I choose to write

YO WHO GAVE WUKONG ALCOHOL

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Macaque was relaxing in the forest after a long training session in his dojo, taking out all his pain and sadness on his punching bag. He sat in a tree eating a couple of fruit from time to time, it was peaceful.

Macaque always enjoyed a little drama every once in a while but it was always nice to have these moments to himself. Just relaxing, letting loose for a while.

Macaque took a deep breath ready to fall asleep but all good things must come to an end. He heard a voice call out to him completely waking him up.

"MACAQUE!!!", the voice called out in desperation.

Macaque sighed aggravated by the peace being disturbed. It was monkey King's mentor MK. MK came looking for macaque after something bad happened and he decided to turn to him for help. Out of everyone he could have chosen to help. He chose macaque. How stupid...

Macaque rolled his eyes and slipped through the shadows to see where the king's successor was at. After a while he found MK running through the forest with monkey king's staff with desperation in his eyes. Macaque smirked evilly as he set eyes on him. He slipped into MK's shadow to scare him. He crept behind the boy in his shadow form. He tapped him on the shoulder.

"Boo~"

MK screeched and jumped back getting into a fighting stance and earning a laugh from macaque. MK immediately got out of this stance when saw the black-furred shadow monkey. MK sighed in relief.

"OH THANK BUDDHA YOUR HERE!", MK said still trying to get over the scare macaque gave him.

"yup! Now what do you want kid?", macaque said slightly annoyed.

"ok, how do I put this... Monkey King is sort of... Drunk?", MK responded nervously shrugging his shoulders.

Macaque's smirk immediately dropped when he heard what MK said. His tail swayed behind him in amusement.

"Woah! THE sun wukong? Great sage equal to heaven, MY sworn enemy got drunk? Well, that's a surprise!" macaque said with a snicker of amusement, genuinely surprised that monkey king would get into a state like that. "ok first things first... How did that idiot get a hold of alcohol?"

"he didn't! A girl with brown puffy hair and a grey face mask just forced it down his throat and just left! I tried to catch them but they got away!", MK replied frantically, waving his arms around.

Macaque irrupted into laughter. He wiped a tear away from his eyes as MK looked at him in concern.

"ha... Seems like wukong has some more enemies other than me!", macaque said in between giggles.

"t-that's not all...", MK interrupted as he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "h-he's on his way here now-"

"WHAT!?"

Macaque immediately sprung up. Why the hell was he coming here!? MK sighed as he looked away.

"yup! He said something about 'paying his best friend a visit' before shooting out into the sky with his nimbus!", MK explained, doing air quotes with his fingers.

Macaque never thought of the day that monkey king would call him his best friend again. He sighed aggravated. He was about to say something until MK shot up into the sky with monkey king's staff.

"OK, IM GONNA GO LOOK FOR THAT GIRL! THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF DAD FOR ME BYYYEEEE!!!!", MK shouted.

"MK wait-", macaque tried calling out to MK but he was long gone. Macaque stomped on the ground. "DAMN IT!"

Macaque growled in annoyance before moving from shadow to shadow throughout the forest, trying to find that stupid golden monkey.

After looking all over the forest, he couldn't manage to find wukong.