Dumb ways to die ||Death x !Fem!Human!Reader || Puss in boots

Chapter 1

I need to stop-
Takes place after the movie

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"Y/n...stop," Puss said to the female who wouldn't stop cursing at a man who took her gold. "Cabrón! You think you can just steal my oro? I fought a giant ass mama goose for this mierda!" you yelled.

"I-I'm so sorry ma'am!" the man dropped the gold and ran out the door of the bar. "You still have that? How long has it been since mama goose?" Puss asked. "The golden pooper? No idea, somewhere around 3 years." Kitty replied.

"You guys fought a giant goose? Wow," Perrito said. "Yeah, we 'fought' a giant mama goose," Kitty said before an arrow missed your head. "Bounty hunters. Gotta run, see you guys tomorrow!" you ran out the door and into the streets.

You climbed a pole of a house to get to the roof. "Get her!" one of the hunters yelled. "Ya'll have bad aim!"

You, for some reason, lived life on the edge. Always almost getting killed, yet surviving. You can be aggressive at times, but you always put your friends lives before yours.

-small flashback-

"Great job, Puss, now we're stuck," you sighed as you banged on the crystals of the cave. "You old the map then," Puss replied to you. "No, then we'll be crushed and die."

Puss sighed and continued to walk further in the cave. "Hey, good looking," a yellow crystal with Puss' reflection said. "JESUS-" you screamed and heard tap dancing from behind. "Why so jumpy, amigos?"

"What is happening?" Puss clung onto your leg. "No idea.....I think I'm gonna faint.." you said as more of Puss' past lives appeared in the crystals. "Oh, I get it now. Cave of lost souls," you face palmed yourself.

"A proper party now that all nine of us....and Y/n are here!"

(got lazy so, timeskip till after the song)

You sat on the ground as Puss was singing with his past lives. "One more number!" a crystal laughed. "No, no, we have to get back to Kitty and Perrito. How do we get out?" you stood up. "Wow, I thought was going to get the wish."

"You don't need them, especially Y/n."

"Yeah, get those lives back! Become the legend from town to town!"

"No, we're getting out of here. Now tell us how to get out of here, for the last time," you said in anger. "Are seriously gonna listen to this human?" the crystals laughed. "You've changed."

They all laughed at him, "You've become a scardey cat!"

"Puss in boots! More like Wuss in boots!"

"You what, you guys are jerks! And that is very conflicting for me! We'll find our own way our," Puss said and you turned around and followed him. "Oh, you think you're better than us? Without us, you will always live a life of--"

"FEAR"

You stumbled back as Death walked out the shadows. "You.." Puss said softly. "I do love the smell of fear, it's intoxicating." Death said.

"It is?"

SMASH

"Sorry to crash the part with you past lives or as I like to call them, past deaths."

SMASH

"I was there to witness all of them. Each and every one, but you didn't even notice me because Puss in boots laughs in the face of Death, right?"

"He's not the only one..." you spoke and Death's gaze turned to you. "Ah, Y/n L/n. The girl that always seems to find herself in dangerous situations and yet surviving." He walked up to you. You quickly glanced at Puss, telling him to make a run for it.

"I'm not scared of you, Lobo," you said, staring directly into his eyes. He just chuckled, "I can tell, but not for long." He dissapeared a re-appeared from the shadows, like he was circiling you. "You what I like about you, Y/n?"

"You're always putting others before yourself. Even if they hurt you in the past, even if it invloves dying. You sacrafice yourself for them, but nobody sacrafices themselves for you, do they?"

You tensed up when you felt his presence behind you. "I don't care, I don't want to see anyone I love and care about die....not again," you chocked on tears. Death chuckled, "Tell me, how many times have you almost died?"

You stayed silent, "Let's make a deal. I'll give as many lives as you want and you get out the way of me trying to kill the gato." He said and turned to you. "I would never do that."

"Then, I suggest you run."

-end-

You ran from the bounty hunters and lost them in an alley way. "Idiots," you chuckled before feeling a sharp pain pierce through your chest. "I got her!" a bounty hunter yelled. The last thin you saw was a grey and black blurr.

...

'What happened?' you thought to yourself as you woke up in the same alley. This wasn't the first time this has happened, except this time you had a black hooded cloak on you. You then realized that this was the alley that the bounty hunters usually hang out in.....yep, it was a dumb way to die...but you weren't dead?