Chapter 6

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by Mama-IsabellaTPN

by Mama-IsabellaTPN

It's been 2 years, you and Death are still together. Kitty and Puss are married and now you kill people for gold. The only problem was that Red was still alive, so you decided to tell Death.

"Hun, I need you kill someone," you said out of the blue. "Who?" He questioned, "The one who killed my mama,Red riding hood."

"Say no more," he said and walked out while whisteling his creepy tune(ya'll thought there was a bigger plot didn't ya? Lmao ur wrong)

The door opened and a man in a robe walked in. He glanced over to you then to the bartender. "Excuse me. I'm looking for the ugly stepsister," he said. Doris turned around, "There you are. You see, I need someone to be taken care of."

"Who's the guy?" Doris asked. "He's not really a guy, but uhh..he's an ogre." everyone gasped and looked over at the king. Doris looked over to you, you sighed, "There are only three people who can take care of that. Me, my friend and his wife and frankly, they don't like to be disturbed."

"Where could I find him?" He asked. "Follow me," you got up and led him to the back of the bar. "Puss, Kitty we someone for ya," you said as you sat next to the sleeping Perrito. "Who dares enter our room?" Puss asked.

"Sorry, I hope I'm not interupting anything, but I have an ogre problem..."

"We charge a great deal of money," Kitty said. "Would this be enough?" Harold threw a bag of gold to them. "You have engaged out valuable services, your majesty." Puss told him. "Just tell us, where can we find this ogre?"

-next day-

Puss and Kitty purred as they watched Shrek and Donkey from a tree. "Well, well, well, Donkey. I know it was kinda a tender moment back there, but the purring?" Shrek said to Donkey. "What? I ain't purring," Donkey replied.

"Sure, what's next? A hug?"

"Hey, Shrek, donkey's don't purr. What do you think I am, some kind of..." Puss and Kitty jumped infront of the two. "Fear us, if you dare!" Puss yelled. "Why do make every enterence you do so dramatic?" you asked.

"Hey look, little cats," Shrek pointed at Kitty and Puss. "Look out, Shrek! They got pieces!" Donkey yelled and backed up. "They are cats, Donkey," you chuckled as you knew what was gonna happen next.

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I lost motivation