DISCLAIMER: The song here is "Zero" from SMG4's War of the Fat Italians 2021, originally composed by AJ Dispirto, with some lyrics adjusted to go along with this story better. Yes, I know this story takes place 3 years before WOTFI 2021, and that it doesn't exactly make sense to use a SMG4 song for a PnF fanfic, and that it's a lazy move to just parody an existing song... but listen, it's my story, I can do what I want with it. :P
Also, I apologize in advance for how scuffed this is going to be to read.
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The entire squad of young heroes charges forward. Most of them run on foot, while Sam rides the HoverBoard-8500, PK Heath moonjumps through the air, PK Skylar travels using a whirlwind to keep her afloat, and PK Luke somehow flies as well. The first of them to sing is Avery, who somehow innately knows what to sing. (If I had to guess, it's probably PK Sam and PK Elle's doing.)
Avery:
Time ticks down and fades all our sorrow
3, 2, 1, 0
Your perilous wrath's at the end of its path
When they reach Mitch, the 252 people attempt to climb up Mitch's robotic suit. PK Heath flips through the air, readying up a massive kick, while his 524 self and Jack aims his Shock Pistol at the robot's cockpit. Just before anybody can make their move, though, Mitch stomps the ground with his foot. Everybody on the ground is sent flying several feet back, and the ones climbing fall to the ground hard. Mitch swings at the airborne PKs, flinging all three of them away. Sam uses the hovercraft's claws to catch PK Luke and PK Skylar. PK Heath manages to recover on his own. Mitch takes his turn to sing, again inexplicably coming up with lyrics on the spot while still managing to stay in rhythm with the instrumental track.
Mitch:
Your pleas are all in vain
All that I know is pain
Don't blame me if you all yell
I'll ring the victory bell
As I tear your lives apart
To begin my new world order and hit restart!
To go along with the lyrics, Mitch rings a bell and rips apart a group photo of Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and their friends. He beckons to Anti-Cute Shanna and Anti-Cute Isabella and points towards the fighters, in a "sic-em" motion.
Anti-Cute Shanna:
Hello, fellow friends
I heard death's a great new trend
Why care and love in life when we all know it's the end?
The two Anti-Cute girls go around, attacking various members of the opposing side. Their lack of cuteness causes their voices to be incredibly low-pitched, several octaves lower than their normally wonderful singing voices, almost like how a girl sounds when she imitates a guy's voice. Also, their singing is more akin to rapping, spitting out lyrics at a much faster rate with an improvised flow. Anti-Cute Shanna manages to sneak up on Heath and Jack and steal their Shock Pistols from them. They run off as Anti-Cute Shanna fires them off to the beat of the music.
Anti-Cute Isabella:
Don't be scared, copy me
Off your head and let's be free
C'mon guys, join the club
We offer cake and cookies!
Meanwhile, Anti-Cute Isabella snatches Mr. Miggins from Candace, then rips his head off in front of Candace, scarring her for life in the process. Next, she hops over to Avalon and Brielle, taunting them by holding plates of cake and cookies baked by the Meapians. Like in the battle against the Meapian army, Avalon gestures for Brielle to get behind her. This time, however, neither of them are able to make a move before Phineas grabs Anti-Cute Isabella by the shoulders, shaking her and counteracting her rapping with lyrics of his own. She attempts to swing at him and Ferb several times, and they swiftly dodge each time.
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