Some of these are NSFW, so just be cautious🔞
Questions by: sonofhistory on tumblr
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Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?
-Geoff definitely rocks The Ferris Wheel just to mess with Gwen. I can see it 🙌🏼😂Who is always horny and will have sex at any place and at any time?
-Geoff, but Gwen doesn't let it happen (mostly) lolWho is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?
-It depends on who's hornier that day🤷🏻♀️Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?
-Gwen will out of sheer stubbornness, not because Geoff said that one of them had to💀Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?
-Geoff takes photos of Gwen, and she doesn't find them until he's already taken dozens of them😂Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had?
-Geoff wakes up Gwen in the middle of the night to tell her about a cool dream he had. At first, Gwen's annoyed, but after a couple more times, she starts to like it and actually looks forward to it sometimes😂Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?
-Gwen has the most nightmares, but Geoff doesn't sing her to sleep. He just talks about anything and makes her laugh while scratching her backWho is more likely to cheat?
-What a cruel question...😂Gwen ig because Duncan cheated on Courtney with her, but that's the only reason😭 I think she can change as she becomes an adult though
Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?
-GeoffWho initiates duets? and who is the better singer?
-Geoff initiates duets, and he's the better singer, lmaoWho starts the hand holding?
-GwenWho grabs the others butt?
-Both will do it if so desired💀Who slides their arm around their waist?
-GeoffWho likes writes the others name on their wrist?
-GwenWho is more seductive when they are drunk?
-Gwen😂Who is louder in bed?
-Geoff tbh💀Who is more protective?
-GeoffWho is super bad at sexting?
-Geoff😂Who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?
-GeoffWho thinks they are not good enough for the others love?
-GwenWho's more afraid of loosing the other?
-Both🥺Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don't need to worry?
-GeoffWho starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen?
-GeoffWho holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?
-GeoffWho says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?
-GeoffWho orders take out at two in a morning?
-GeoffWho wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it's too dark?
-GeoffWho does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?
-Geoff does the crazy stunt, and Gwen ends up driving him to the ER💀
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The Gweoff Bible
FanfictionMy newfound obsession💙🖤 I know there are other Gweoff shippers out there, so please unite and don't let this book flop😭♥️