Éclair's Pov
"Chug, Chug, Chug"! Yelled the people in the pub as Vex, Vax, Grog, my mom and Keyleth cug down ale while Percy was in the corner drinking wine
I was sitting at table the table with them while we're doing drinking water.
And of course Grog wins the drink off.
All of the sudden a tall man pushs Keyleth out of the way.
"Move it Bitch". Said the man
"Hey you watch dicknose". Said Grog
"Easy Grog we don't waste are time on talking assholes remember". Said my mom
Grog then sits back down.
"Oi tavern keep another round for Vox Machina the greatest band of mercenaries in all of the realm". Said Vex
"Ha ha the greatest I heard you all couldn't even save a cow from a burning barn". Said the man
His group all start laughing.
"Vox Machina what fucking joke". Said the man
Vax then gets up and walks over to them.
"Let's keep things civil friend we're not looking for trouble". Said Vax
"Oh I bet you Ain't". Said the man
The man then started slander are name.
The man says that Vax is to weak to tickle his own pickle.
Vax then ask him if he would help him.
"Yeah. U-Uh, well, no, I.... fuck you". Said the man
"Oh I'm only asking you to give me a hand". Said Vax
Vax the pulls the man's hand and Grog the uses his Ax and cuts the man hand off.
We then begin fighting the man and group.
One of the man's guys came at me.
Once the man was close enough I continued to face the other way as I casted ray of Frost freezing him.
I then sign in boredom.
All the sudden the tavern keep yells out.
The other's all stop what we were doing and turn towards them.
"First you people drink me dry, then you destroy my tavern, and what is that Gnome doing with my daughter"? Asked the tavern keep
We see my dad fooling around with tavern keep daughter.
"Who's paying for all this"? Asked the tavern keep looking around the room
Vex then tries to trick the tavern keep but it fails.
"We don't exactly have the money on us". Said Vex as the tavern keep form changed we all were one by one thrown out
The tavern throws us out a long with my naked dad and his clothes.
"And stay out". Said the Tavern keep
"Does this mean we're officially banned from every tavern in Emon"? Keyleth
"[Grunt] Wonderful we have no money, no place to live". Said Vax
"Figure's". I said
I then turned back to the other's and listen to what Keyleth was saying.
"All Vax and Vex care about is themselves". Said Keyleth
"Well fuck you". Said both Vex and Vax
"All Grog cares about is killing". Keyleth
