Greg feder x reader (grown ups 2)

wild wake up call

Lenny feder a happy family man in Hollywood rich,funny and successful well that's all a man can dream about that is until your dreams are interrupted.

he woke up to the sound of chewing ready to tell off Becky again for eating chips in their bed that is until he heard a snort he was pretty sure his daughter didn't make animalistic sounds he turned to his right seeing a stag happily munching on the snacks on top of his nightstand

Lenny quickly looked up wondering how he got here and started thinking for solutions....his wife! He slowly turned to her as to not startle the deer "honey I need you to stand up and open the window as wide as you can" was a grown stag really gonna fit through a window he was interrupted by his wife's complains "please let me sleep" she turned his back on him Lenny thought what would get his wife out of bed

"your mother's here from New Mexico and she needs to leave now"

he was lying....although not much of a difference between the animal and the Mexican woman

His wife sat up angrily (definitely not what he wanted) "why don't you open it you lazy litt-" she saw the stag and was quick to scream startling it. it ran our of the bedroom quickly followed by Lenny keithie came out of his room almost being crushed by the big animal

"Woah! Can we keep it?"

It quickly ran at the end of the hallway breaking through the door only to be met by a showering Greg he screamed the stag got startled and well....i-...I'll let you figure that one out Greg put his hands up to cover his face accidentally uh...flashing his mother which caused her to scream more

I guess the stag got tired cause it ran down the stairs and to the kitchen happily munching on the dogs food.lenny asked for a baseball bat which was quickly turned down by Beckie in response Lenny said that he was going to "massage his head with it"

He walked to the kitchen making the deer look up only it wasn't looking at him but Mr.gigglesworth which was his daughter's beloved toy he quickly weighted the options and decided to go with the part where he got the stag out of the house

After confirming that the toy was in fact what the deer wanted he threw it out the door followed closely by the deer "problem solved" beckie screamed as she saw her toy being ripped apart "a new problem begins"....