Does it goes both ways?||A Kunizai Fanfiction (Kunikida Doppo x Dazai Osamu)

Dreams and Jealousy

This will contain Dazai being jealous or Ranpo, but the relationship Ranpo and Kunikida have is platonic even though at like to think that Kunikida had a small crush on Ranpo at the beginning but it got away really quickly lol no hate on Ranpo or I'll track you down 🤺

Kunikida woke up he was in a field, filled with flowers, the glass was neat and comfortable.

He sensed a familiar sent and followed it he then saw his partner, Dazai sitting while looking at the sky.

Dazai turned around and had a soft smile when he saw Kunikida.

-Hello Kunikida, won't you sit with me?

Kunikida didn't have to be told twice, he sat with him.

-Kunikida are you sleeping well?

-I suppose I am since this is a dream.

-Good.

-You seem rather calm, are you sure you're Dazai?

-Well, I am sort of Dazai.

-What do you mean?

-I'm the Dazai you think you understand, not the one always acting weird since I got drunk.

-I don't mind anymore.

-"anymore"

-Get in my shoes for a second, the man that I love more than anything wants me
to kiss him, you realize he's drink and doesn't mean it, you feel hurt, what do you do?

Silence.

-Well... I'm sober.

-What do you mean?

-You can kiss me.

-.... No I don't think I will

-Why?

-You're not real, you're a fantasy.

-So?

Kunikida didn't know what to say, I mean, it was a dream, he leaned closer, Dazai closed his eyes while also leaning closer, they're lips could almost touch and then suddenly Kunikida woke up

He opened his eyes to see Dazai with a proud look on his face.

-I woke up before you~

-I can see that.

-What were you dreaming about??

-Oh, uh- Oh nothing I forgot haha...

-That sounds like a bold lie, and you know damn well you can't lie to me.

-Yeah I guess I can't.

-So what was it about??

-I'll rather not talk about it, what about you?

-Double suicide with a beautiful woman~

-Oh that's nice, how was she.

-Blond with glasses, and a low ponytail.

Kunikida tried to avoid the thought of it being a perfect description of him, so he just nodded silently.

-A very beautiful person~

-Mmh...

-Would you like to know who it was??

-I'd rather not.

-Oh how you wound me Kunikida-kun, so early in the morning..~

-Can't you keep the unimportant stuff to yourself?

-But I like sharing my life with you!

-It take that as a compliment.

Dazai grinned.

-You should, you're a great listener!

Kunikida smiled back.

Ranpo came into the room with a broom

-alright Kunikida, quit the act, where are the snacks?!

-It don't have any.

-Hand's up I'm gonna shoot.

-This is a broom, what can you possibly OW- DID YOU JUST HIT MY HEAD WITH A BROOM?!

-WHERE ARE MY SNACKS?!

-THERE ARE NO SNACKS!

-LIAR, YOU'RE JUST SO SELFISH YOU WANT TO KEEP THEM FOR YOURSELF!

-I'M NOT OW- STOP HITTING ME WITH THIS BROOM!

-MY SNACKS!

-ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT?!

-WHAT?!

Kunikida grabbed Ranpo's arm.

-LET'S GO TO THE STORE!

-Yay!

Ranpo took his shoes  same for Kunikida and ran to a store nearby.

Dazai was frustrated, Ranpo was always really close to Kunikida and had a lot of privileges, like braiding hair.

Braiding.
Hair.

Dazai never had the chance to braid Kunikida's hair, Kunikida never let him, but Ranpo, all he needed was to sit behind him and could just do whatever he wants with his hair.

That was so frustrating.

When Ranpo and Kunikida got back from buying snacks the rest were awake and putting some dishes for breakfast.

-We're baaaaaaack, Kunikida you have been the sweetest!

-...Yeah yeah..

Ranpo looked at Dazai's face and realized what was going on,

-Anyways, I'll help with the table.

Ranpo left the room, leaving the two man alone.

-You seem rather close to Ranpo-kun.

-Yeah you can put it that way.

-He seems like a good friend.

-He is, why are you acting all serious all of the sudden?

-Have you ever kissed him?

-WHAT?! NO UGH, WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!

-It don't know he's pretty.

-It thought he was handsome in the beginning but it never lasted and I focused on someone else anyway, he said looking away.

-Who might that be?

-No one.

-Kunikida-kun.

-I don't have anything to say to you.

-You can tell me you know, after all, I am your friend remember that.

-It don't anymore, we just turned to be very good friends.

-Ok!

-Dazai?

-Yes?

-Were you perhaps jealous?

Dazai panicked at that question

-WHAT?! ME ?! NO, NEVER, EVER IN A MILLION YEARS!

-Heh sure you weren't.

-DAMN RIGHT!

Kunikida and Ranpo are besties it's canon, Asagiri told me.