Angel

Does that make him a DILF

"Derek Morgan you are going to love me" Aurora said walking into the bullpen the next week holding an envelope in one hand and her sleek black handbag in another

"darling girl, I love you already" he said leaning his elbows on his desk "what do you have to make me love you more?"

"oh you know just a few free tickets to the next Victoria's secret runway show"

"you what!" Derek exclaimed "but how! these are invite only events"

"it doesn't hurt to know people" Aurora said handing him one of the seven tickets "and you have been invited" he looked down and saw his name printed on the top of the ticket with gold foil dusted over the lettering

"thank you Aurora!" he said leaping out of his seat to hug her "thank you, thank you, thank you!"

"what goodness have you done now mademoiselle?" Aaron said as he walked through the bullpen

"she has tickets to the new Victoria's secret runway show!" Derek said still holding tightly onto Aurora "she is amazing"

"I have one for you to Hotch - if you want it" she said awkwardly still tied tightly into Derek's strong arms

"sounds good!" Aaron said as Aurora fished out the ticket with his name on once Derek let go of her small yet scarily strong body "thank you Aurora"

everyone else gladly took their tickets as well (including Dave who Aurora thought would be reluctant to come due to his memories of her mother Astrella in the same settings and Spencer who she really didn't think would feel comfortable) and began to plan their outfits over their paperwork that day and even Aaron didn't mind the disruption as they only had one day to plan for the event

"it is a bit short notice Rori" Emily said with a sweet laugh

"that's showbusiness!" Aurora said on her way to get coffee from the kitchen "and in showbusiness you only learn of events a few days before the actual events and you guys wonder why I'm always so stressed"

"we just assumed it was boy drama making you stressed" JJ said following her into the kitchen yet raising her voice "like when I bumped into you at that Italian and you were so clearly on a date"

"I was not on a date" Aurora said, her conscience cursing her voice's octave raise "It was a congratulatory dinner"

"like hell it was Aurora!" the blonde argued "when you saw me and Haley you practically bolted back to your seat!"

"because I don't like to mix business with pleasure" Aurora said before taking a sip of her black coffee

"so you admit it was pleasure!" Derek joined from the bullpen

"no - I" Aurora scrambled to find the right words before the Authoritative voice of Aaron Hotchner answered for her

"would you all stop bullying our youngest employee" he said walking into the kitchen to also grab a refill of coffee "you're all like vultures!"

"aaaw, Daddy to the rescue" Derek said making a pouty face as Aurora passed by his desk

"Daddy?" Aurora said smoothly "you really want to call Hotch daddy?"

"would that make him a DILF?" Emily decided to join from behind her mountain of paperwork

"what does DILF mean?" Spencer asked quietly to Aurora who also shook her head

"a dad I would like to fuck" Penelope said walking in with burritos for her and a salad for Aurora "why do you ask fuzzysocks?"

"does that mean Emily wants to fuck Hotch?" Aurora asked while sitting on Spencer's desk and sipping on her coffee - mentally cursing because the office coffee was rancid but needs must