Suicide(? also not related to main plot)

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If Matthias didn't have his focus right in life, he was going to die, anyway.

Meanwhile, Yifan was screaming his vision holes out upstairs as Guanjun stared at him. "Oh my bloody goodness— therapy, therapy, therapy, it's always the same thing over and over again!" screeched Yifan, as blue bananas continued to tumble out of his pockets (Guanjun was starting to wonder how large pockets Yifan could possibly have.) "If one more weird thing happens, I am going to go INSANE!"

"By the way, Yifan, Hanjin's outside." Despite almost being in the penthouse of the high-rise building, Guanjun had to look up through the large glass window in order to determine that the bulk before him was indeed Hanjin.

Yifan screamed.

And he continued to scream.

He pulled his hair out.

He took out his drink packet of green tea and hurled it at Hanjin. Then he scrabbled for the bouncing blue bananas around him and threw those at Hanjin too. "GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL!" he screeched as he threw.

Guanjun stared at Yifan, and rolled his eyes, almost disinterested. He took out the ziplock bag with the cocaine and sprinkled some into Yifan's wide-open screaming mouth. "You still have to pay for this later, preferably in cash and in one instalment," he muttered.

Yifan muttered something indistinct. "Incorrigible," he mumbled as his shoulders relaxed.

The elevator dinged as Alyssa and Adley stepped out, laughing and gossiping (YES ANOTHER NEW SHIP OK bc theyre short lolll WAIT I DIDNT SAY THAT) as they went back into Alyssa's apartment to discuss RS4's extremely difficult Challenge Yourself section. Guanjun followed them in; he knew how to do Question 5 and 7 and could explain them to Alyssa and Adley. In a cocaine-fueled daze, Yifan absent-mindedly (therapy cracked his brain) followed.

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(This scene by Kayden was removed by Charlotte (and Matthias) due to reasons like "inappropriate content") ...Matthias then ripped Charlotte's clo-... (short intermission. Also censored due to Matthias not wanting me to describe in detail what he did) wait could someone please write it again

Charlotte's eyelids flew open on the hospital bed. Matthias gasped, and scrambled up again. "Charlotte!" he whispered. "You're still alive! Jayden was right! It was because of my passionate fuc- (Word by Kayden was removed by Kayden due to reasons regarding "inappropriate content" please add it back again), wasn't it?"

"Nah," laughed Charlotte, sort of wickedly. "I don't care about you or your stupid dick- (Word completely by Kayden was removed by Kayden due to reasons regarding "inappropriate content"). Jayden was right on another account. I am a psychopath under a curse. You idiot."

With that, Charlotte, a wide grin etched on her pale face, ripped out the blue IV tubes and rushed out of the hospital ward. "Thanks, Matt," she chortled. "Without someone actually liking me, I wouldn't be able to gain enough energy to kill Angeline and take over the world."

"Wait... did you just reveal the plot, so Kayden wouldn't have to add another whole section to explain the story because he's too lazy and actually needs to write his stupid biography thingy now?" asked Matthias.

"Mmhmm," said Charlotte, her voice fading away as she left.

"Ah," said Matthias. "It's time for me to cry, right?" he called out.

"Yeah, if you want to continue the plot," Charlotte rolled her eyes as they casually broke fourth walls and ruined the entire ending.

Fortunately, I can save this story by randomly moving the camera back toward Alyssa's apartment back in the high-rise building. If you remember, she was discussing RS4 with Adley, Guanjun and Yifan, who's also under the influence of drugs.

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