Based off an RP me and my friend had in Brookehaven (yes roblox) which was too good to forget 😭
Satirical if you can even say that
Two friends' love lives are in shambles. Marriages, one-night stands and cheating. Find out what happens in this exci...
Again it's been months since that whole...fiasco and Tatiana feels better and decided to lay off on boys for a bit. For daphne however...
Daphne and Lawrenzo were on a date to a fancy expensive restaurant that Lawrenzo would pay for all his handsome-ass self 😻
They were just chitchatting and stuff about life and how much they love each other when Lawrenzo had to..tie his shoe...but he didn't have laces?
Lawrenzo bent down on his knee to "tie his shoe" but then Lawrenzo put his hand slightly in the cuff of his black pants and took out a black box, looked back up and opened it. "Will you marry me?"
"Oh of course, Lawrenzo! I love you!" And they shared a warm tight embrace..
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Daphne was panicking. First she had to pick what dress to wear and prepare the wedding and stuff all before tomorrow at 11!! (They decided to get married the next day before proposing cuz they rebels like that 🫣)
Tatiana invited a group of girls she met from the night at the club who invited their friends meaning the house was full, TJ would be the priest cuz thats what he works as and he's the only priest in town and they would have the wedding at the church. The wedding cake was gonna be delivered at 8 tomorrow and everyone had their outfits ready but Daphne...
She was stuck between TWENTY CHOICES (damn!). Well the color theme was white and she had a mermaid dress or a poofy dress or a dress that drags on the floor etc.
"Why don't you just wear the poofy dress, be a princess on your big day" Tatiana said. "Yeah but I have this dress..its so pretty"
"So pick that one" "yeah but the poofy dress..." and so on so forth
It was a drag until Daphne finally decided on this dress:
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(Muy precioso)
~~~ THE WEDDING.
It was time now for the toasts and such and Tatiana was the first to start. "I just want to dedicate this toast to TJ and Tyrone. Ya see Daphne and Lawrenzo all there being happy and stuff? That couldve been us, but since you chose your own brothers lips to kiss instead of mines it isn't and now both of you are sad and ugly. Like I would've looked gorgeous in that wedding dress and you two wouldve looked okay i guess but nooo you just had to make out with your brother AT ONE IN THE MORNING!!" The crowd gasped and then everyone hated TJ and wouldve kicked him out but he was the priest and stuff.
Suddenly someone from the crowd offered to be the priest instead and to hold an election cuz this is americuh 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🦅 and so they held their speeches.
"Vote for TJ as priest because I have been priest in this town for many years so why would I stop? Seperate the art from the artist, my personal matters shouldn't be connected to my job! Vote for me!!" TJ exclaimed The crowd was literallt so silent
"Vote for me and i'll give you guys my cake" the other priest said And the crowd goes wild, things are being thrown and stuff all cuz of cake so clearly the other priest won "Also my name is Harold," he added quickly The crowd wanted to take back their votes cuz wtf kinda name is harold 💀 but he already won so what can you do
Anyways it was time for the ceremony
Daphne slowly walked down the aisle, there was no flower girl in memory of Priscilla but there were lily of the valleys and daisys being thrown from cannon-like thingys from the roof. Lawrenzo was blushing and flustered all the way, he was wearing a black suit and tie. The whole room was big and full with surprise guests William Afton, Basil, Omori, Kel and we wouldve invited Mari but she was hung up on a tree or something. Also ABCDEFU mashed with Shape Of You was playing in the background (emoporn😔✊).
"Do you, Lawrenzo Mendez take this beautiful woman as your wife. To protect her from sickness and love her eternally until the sun explodes?"
"I do."
"And do you, Daphne Nadia Sanchez, take this handsome man as your husband. To protect her from sickness and love her eternally until the sun explodes?"
"I do!!"
"You may now kiss the bride"
And so they did, like they really really did for a good 29.6 seconds (Tatiana was counting).
Then there was a party with Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana and Busted from Phineas and Ferb and Fine by Lemon Demon playing in the background. Everyone was partying but Harold wasn't sharing his cake which caused a riot and Basil threw a gardening tool in his eye and threw him out the window until Daphne was abnormally sick and went to the bathroom to throw up...
~~~After the wedding
Daphne was again still sick with cravings and stuff until she decided to use the pregnancny test which turned out POSITIVE! That explained why her stomach was so big all of a sudden! Apparently she was like 4 months pregnant somehow, it mustve been the cum fumes that everyone forgot to clean so it just kinda sat there.
~~~~~Like 5 months later
Daphne just gave birth to two beautiful daughters whom she named Priscilla and Valentina...and so they lived happily ever after the end except Tatiana who was still looking for a bf since she was fully recovered from the alabama stuff...
