𝘍𝘢𝘳 𝘈𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘍𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦 | 𝘉. 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯

Chapter 7

(Y/N) POV

Bender starts to whistle a marching tune and we all join in Vernon comes in and interrupts us "Alright girls, that's thirty  minutes for lunch..."

"Here?" Andrew questions

Vernon nods his head "Here..."

"Well I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to eat lunch in, sir!"

"Well, I don't care what you think, Andrew!"

Bender than speaks up "Uh, Dick?  Excuse me, Rich...will milk be made available to us?"

"We're extremely thirsty sir..." Andrew says

Claire nods her head "I have a very low tolerance for dehydration."

Andrew nods his head "I've seen her dehydrate sir, it's pretty gross."

Bender stands "Relax, I'll get it!"

"Ah, ah, ah grab some wood there, bub!" Bender grins as Vernon talks " What do you think, I was born yesterday?  You think I'm gonna have you roaming these halls?" He. points at Andrew "You!" He points at Allison "And you!  Hey!  What's her name? Wake her!  Wake her up! Come on, on your feet missy!  Let's go!  This is no rest home!" Allison gets up "There's a soft drink machine in the               teacher's lounge.  Let's go!"

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The four of us are all sitting around waiting for the Cokes, I was standing next to Claire while Bender sat at a project table and Brian sat awkwardly on the banister "Claire...you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tasty..." Bender randomly says

"No thank you..." Claire scoffs

"How do you think he rides a bike?" Claire rolls her eyes and turns away in disgust from Bender "Oh, Claire...would you ever consider               dating a guy like this?"

"Can't you just leave me alone?" Claire scoffs

"I mean if he had a great personality               and was a good dancer and had a cool car...Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun."

"You know what I wish I was doing?" I comment with a sigh out of nowhere

"Op, watch what you say, Brian here is a cherry." Bender says

"A cherry?" Brian repeats

I ignore both and continue "I wish I was on a bus that would take me far away from here"

"I'm not a cherry." Brian says

Turns to Brian "When have you ever gotten laid?"

"I've laid, lots a times!"

"Name one!"

"She lives in Canada, met her at Niagra Falls.  You wouldn't know her."

"Ever laid anyone around here." Brian shushes Bender as I still had my back facing away from the too

"Oh, you and Y/n, did it!"

I quickly spin around not liking being lied about "What are you talking about?"

Brian looks at me quickly "Nothin', nothin'!" then turns to Bender "Let's just drop it, we'll talk about it later!"

"No!  Drop what, what're you talking               about?" I shout

Bender smiles at me then look at Brian "Well, Brian's trying to tell me that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagra Falls area, presently you and he are, riding the hobby horse!"