I began to cry. Not emotionally, not as a depressive reaction, but hey, it was happening. Tears were rolling out of my widened eyes as I stared at the date. How in the hell did this happen? I mean, I guess it made sense why I wasn't in the hospital and instead receiving homecare – no way would I have been home so shortly after my accident had it really only been last night.
I was stricken with an incredible sense of syncope.
Bracing against the kitchen table, I slowly lowered my head onto my folded arms. Slow, even breaths. Alright. No big deal. I have been out of it for two months. I began to notice the small bits of my previous life emanating from around my kitchen, specters from another existence. Get-Well-Soon cards, primarily from Jerry and Ted, flowers from my old employer, advertisements delivered by the mailman, a letter from Sara: they all haunted me from my place in the center of the room.
I had been unconscious for nearly two months and all I wanted to do was sleep. Sleep until things made sense again. Rest until I was actually a part of the present, not a visitor in some time-delayed immigration struggling to adapt to this unknown modern society. I am so fucking pathetic. Just imagine my displacement if I was actually a social being, imagine if I had a social circle to catch up with. Hell, I should have just blown my brains out right then and there. But, for the moment, in this swirling world of uncertainty, I felt just a second's relief of comfort in this new sanctity of anonymity.
I walked into my small office and felt compelled to turn on the computer. I really wasn't up to the task, apparently, as I kept strolling through the room and into the living room. I sank into the recliner and looked out of my front windows. It was a mild, relatively sunny day outside and the congealing layers of clouds kept the sun from scorching the tired earth. An older man glided by on a bicycle without looking up, not that he would have noticed me anyway. I grabbed the wooden knob on the side of the chair and pressed myself back, extending the chair's footrest. With my neck awkwardly craning up and backwards, I closed my eyes and willed myself to sleep for a few hours.
I had to get something started when I woke up.
Not even twelve hours in and this lackadaisical lifestyle was already boring holes into my sanity. I walked back into my office, forced myself onto the computer, and tried to catch myself up with whatever I had missed in the previous two months, whatever would have concerned me. Hobbies. Interests. You know, people things.
A new Linux distro was due any day now; the town was expecting torrential downpours tonight; an author that I mildly enjoyed in high school was releasing a new book soon (but I hadn't read him for years at this point); a few relevant job openings had appeared in my vicinity. I didn't feel up to it. It was like getting over an emotional break up, that is, looking for a new job after losing Walt. I've been unawake for days at a time, and I hadn't pondered his death, at least to my memory. It was a fresh wound again. Sure, weeks had passed since it happened, but when you cut out more than half of the time due to what you assume is a comatose condition, does it really count as a healthy grieving period?
Momentarily lapsing into my spirited (pun intended) ways, I grabbed a large bottle of vodka and took it to my bedroom, like a child with his stuffed bear. However, not a drop was consumed. I lay awake, cradling that damn bottle like a baby, staring out my window, curtains drawn. A gentle rain had settled in around ten pm and would continue to grow in strength well into the morning. I barely slept at all. I laid in bed through the early hours of the day, watching the sun's journey across the sky, until it was dark, once again. Hunger had yet to make a return appearance. I was an android. I barely existed on this side of being.
I needed physical release. I, of all people, felt the need to go out and, hell, socialize.
Meeting people in bars was always an adventure. It was never a goal, it was always a residual effect. It was always detritus of the rare night out with coworkers. Considering my hefty account at the regional hospital, I can't really tout these lustful binges as anything beyond a poor decision. You could almost compare these "dates" as an addict dating his dealer; a doctor, his patient. I like to believe that "truck driver fucking his truck," (i.e., acting as a debaser of things that adequately maintained him) was a more suitable, and even whimsical, approach at classification. Take your pick, artist.
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Code Junkie
ParanormalKevin is an unpleasant man who loses his job and finds it difficult to deal with other people. He has those he considers friends, but he mostly prefers to focus on code, alcohol, and cynicism. Then, Kevin begins to experience odd hallucinations. In...