The Search For Rhubarbs

Ohio

It was a grave mistake I made when I flew to Ohio, for it was unbelievably terrifying down there, like the spiders. You see, I went to a nearby restaurant, but a 5 foot tall spider was in the middle of the floor. As I noticed it, I stared at it in disbelief, but before I could react the waiter came up to me and asked what I wanted to eat. As confused and shocked I was, I ordered some spaghetti, ignoring the giant spider near me, although I could not properly enjoy my food as I was eating quickly to get out of here, as I did not want to hurt the waiter's feelings. That is one of the many reasons why Ohio is scary,

Yet, I did not give up. I continued my journey in search of the Rhubarbs. The food down in Ohio was rather unique, and I spent many years testing these tasty delicacies, when I finally became a famous food tester in Ohio. I overcame the evil forces of darkness, and made my way to success. Millions of dollars was common to me, so I then bought a plane ticket to China. The place where all rhubarbs originated from. Surely, there would be rhubarbs there, but unfortunately the plane was delayed. I could not take this anymore. I decided to travel all the way across the earth to China. I would not give up on those rhubarbs.

This would be a moment of history. I would walk all the way to Columbus, but the journey wouldn't be easy. I won't let that stop me. I looked off into the distance. I knew this would be stupid, but I did not care, as a stupid person would. This would lead me to victory and greatness, and also lead me to those rhubarbs. The purpose of my journey was to find those rhubarbs. I would never give up. The start of my journey would begin with one step. Right now. I put one foot in front of me, and instantly I felt so tired that I might faint. Perhaps, I should call a taxi. I quickly got out my phone and dialed 911 before I would collapse. But they called me ridiculous. Ridiculous? Me? Soon, they would see my greatness. They would be sorry for everything. I got my strength back from those motivational words I told myself, and called a taxi to take me to columbus.