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Hunter : *goes downstairs in the middle of the night to get some coffee*
Y/n, sitting alone at the table : Goodnight moon
Y/n : goodnight tree
Y/n :goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Hunter : what the fuck-
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Hunter : someone should take me to the art museum and make out with me.
Y/n : but they said not to touch the masterpieces
Hunter : well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall
Amity on a walkie talkie : those fucking idiots are in the west wing again.
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Hunter : I love you
Y/n : I can kill you
Hunter: *smiles* I know
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Hunter : *talking about Y/n* I get this weird feeling in my chest when I see them-
Luz :
Willow :
Gus : is it heart burn?
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Willow : imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you had lost throughout your life.
Luz : Oh, wow, my childhood innocence ! thanks for finding this.
Y/n : my will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years !
Hunter : I knew I lost my potential somewhere!
Willow : ...can you guys lighten up ?
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Hunter : you deserve an award for putting up with me
Y/n : you're my award
Raine : you deserve an award for putting up with me
Eda : hell yeah I do
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Hunter : let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Y/n : ok, but to be fair, Luz said she'd give me two dollars if I drank all the dishsoap.
Hunter : no what- WAIT YOU DRANK ALL THE DISHSOAP-
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Hunter : *gently taps table*
Y/n : *taps back*
Willow : what are they doing?
Gus : morse code
Hunter : *aggressively taps table*
Y/n : *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Y/n : what doesn't kill me should run, because i'm fucking pissed.
*proceeds to chase after Hunter while screaming profanities cuz he messed up their bedroom*
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Y/n, writing in their diary : I'm losing my humanity. There's blood on my hands. nothing matters anymore- except Hunter- God is dead.
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Hunter : I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Y/n : *Stares blankly*
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Hunter : WHATS UR TYPE
Y/n : oh, honestly, I like nerdy blondes-
Hunter, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out : NO UR BLOOD TYPE
Y/n : oh, B positive.
Hunter : DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP WHAT IS UR BLOOD TYPE
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Y/n : I trust Hunter.
Amity : do you think he knows what he's doing ?
Y/n : i wouldn't go that far.
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Willow : what if the guy who named walkie-talkies named everything ?
Y/n : pregnancy tests are maybe babies
Luz : socks are feetie heaties
Amity : forks are stabby grabbies
Gus : defibrillators are heartie starties
Y/n : nightmares are screamy dreamies
Luz : stamps are licky stickies
Hunter, clearly irritated : you guys are disappointments
Y/n *offended* : even me?!
Hunter : especially you.
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Luz : goodmorning
Amity : goodmorning
Hunter : goodmorning
Y/n : MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Willow : there are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do ?
Amity : have everyone stand
Luz : bring three more chairs!
Hunter : the most important ones can sit down.
Y/n : kill three.
Hunter : ...what the actual fuck
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Y/n , out of nowhere : how did the person who invented the clock know what time it was then ?
Hunter, rolling over on the other side of the bed : it's 3:42 am, go to sleep.
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Hunter : WHY DID YOU GIVE Y/N A KNIFE???
Willow : they felt unsafe
Hunter : WELL NOW I FEEL UNSAFE
Willow :
Hunter :
Willow : would you like one too?
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Y/n : if each one of us has an FBI agent does that mean that half of the world are FBI agents and there are 7 billion people hiding?
Hunter : for the last damn time, go to sleep!
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Hunter : ...so, are we fighting or flirting?
Y/n : I'm pinning you against a wall with my hands around your neck
Hunter : exactly
Y/n : motherfucker you kinda got a point-
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Hello luvs ! i hope you enjoyed the incorrect quotes, I thought they were funny. anyway, feel free to request stuff- maybe a part 2 of the quotes ? anything you want, just as long as it's not smut . Anyway, have a lovely day/night ! drink water and smile !
-SleepyRat
(all incorrect quotes are found in vines and memes and stuff)
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