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Luz : heres a good idea! we hang up mistletoe, but instead of having to kiss whoever is under it, you have to FIGHT THEM!
Amity : Luz, no.
Hunter : mistlefoeTM
Y/n : someone's halls are about to get DECKED!
Gus : nO-
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Amity : Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Willow : fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Amity : unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Y/n : edible.
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Lilith : you're receiving a ticket for having five people on a staff.
Y/n : shit.
Willow : five?
Hunter : yeah-
Y/n : OH MY GOD GUS FELL OFF-
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Y/n : guys, stop asking if I'm bi, pan, gay, or whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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Luz : yo can I get some dating advice?
Hunter : Just because I'm with Y/n, doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Y/n : i'm gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Eda : Only if you don't ask any
Eda : *pulls out seven pristine human skulls* take your pick.
Y/n :
Eda :
Y/n :
Eda :
Y/n : this one's fine.
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Luz : how's the sexiest person here~
Amity : I don't know, how are they?
Luz, flustered : I-
Y/n, from across the house : I'm doing great, thanks!
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Hunter : It's your turn to do the dishes, Y/n.
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