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Chapter ten- 🌻incorrect quotes pt 4🌻

🌻i know I do a lot of incorrect quotes- but like,, they're fun to write,, I'll do an actual oneshot soon, bare with me luvs <3 🌻

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Y/n : here you go Hun, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Hunter : it's cold?

Y/n : a nice cup of coffee

Hunter : IT TASTES HORRIBLE

Y/n : a cup of coffee

Hunter : i'm not even sure if this IS coffee!

Y/n :

Y/n : a cup.

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Golden guard : im a failure

Belos : yes, you are

Golden guard : i failed my mission

Belos : yes, you did

Golden guard : i could use some words of encouragement right now

Belos : yes, you could

Belos : but no from me

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Hunter : this is so frustrating ! I hate everything ! I hate everybody!

Y/n , on the brink of tears : everybody??

Hunter : everyone except you

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Hunter : *looks at Y/n*

Y/n : *smiles*

Hunter : stop being cute or i'll punch you in the lips-

Hunter : very softly-

Hunter : ...with my lips...

Y/n : damn that was actually cute- for a minute i thought you were really gonna punch me tho-

Hunter : Would you rather I do?

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Amity : Y/n, how do you ask someone out?

Y/n : well, first you-

Hunter : no. don't ask them.

Amity : why?

Hunter : they asked me out in the McDonald's bathroom

Amity : ... and you said yes?

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Y/n : words ending with and 'ie' are so cute- like cookie, sweetie, cutie-

Hunter : die

Y/n : NO-

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Y/n, attempting to be poetic : don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Hunter : yeah, break their bones, they have 206!

Y/n : honey no-

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Luz : how do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?

Y/n : one wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental used in the building of walls. repeatedly.

Eda : that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard-

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Amity : if it bites you and dies, it's venomous. if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.