Kaiser x Isagi and Kaiser x Ness Blue Lock

The Lusty Bunny Maid

Note: This is somewhat explicit. More like sexual innuendos. This chapter parodies The Lusty Argonian Maid from Skyrim. Kaiser x Isagi

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Isagi Yoichi walks into Michael Kaiser's room in his maid uniform. The headband was itchy, the apron was tight, and the skirt was short. In his hands, he had a bucket of water and a mop.

"Master, I am here to clean your chambers," Isagi said, bowing down to his boss.

"Is that all you've come here for, Yoichi? To clean my chambers? Is this a new way of saying I love you?" Kaiser was wearing round glasses and his robe. His hair was tied to a bun and he put down his book. He smiled at the maid.

"I have no idea what you imply, sir. I am but a poor and humble maid who serves you," Isagi sets down the bucket and mop by the side of the door, sensing that his master wants something from him. He walks closer to Kaiser and he puts his hands behind him, looking down on the ground. Nobles don't like it when those of a lower status than them look at them.

"So you are, mein hase [my bunny] and a good one at that. Such strong and shapely legs you have," Kaiser gets up from his seat and gets too close for comfort. Isagi could practically feel Kaiser breathing down his neck.

Isagi blushes.

"Y-you embarrass me, sir!" Isagi felt Kaiser put his hand on Isagi's buns and squeezed. His boss's smirk grew the more the maid reacted to his touch.

"Do not fear. You are safe here with me. Feel free to be even more embarrassed," Kaiser says, making Isagi blush even harder. Ever since Isagi first started working here, Kaiser has already seen his all—from the top of his head to the tip of his toes... without clothes.

"I must finish my cleaning, sir," Isagi remembering that he put the bucket and mop down, "Or else the Mistress Alexis Ness will have my head if I don't!"

Isagi looked at Kaiser's chest window from his warm fluffy robe.

"Oh? If you want to clean, then I have something for you here. Polish my spear," Kaiser untied his robe and revealed his chiseled body to his maid. Isagi eyed the tattoo that snaked around his arm and blue rose that appeared on his neck. The maid had to do his best not to drool at the sight.

Isagi looks at Kaiser's big, hard, throbbing spear.

"But it is huge! It could take all night, sir!" Isagi took off his headband and apron.

"Plenty of time, mein hase. Plenty of time."

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Isagi was in the kitchen of the castle, making food for his master and mistress. While in the kitchen, he wonders what he should make. Kaiser walks into the kitchen, knowing fully well that Isagi is already in it alone. Ness is nowhere to be seen.

"I have bread that needs to be made," Kaiser unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants.

"My goodness! It's such a large loaf! How will it ever fit in my oven?" Isagi put down the kitchen tools and kneeled in front of Kaiser. Isagi places his hand in the space between his thighs: the oven where the bread goes. Kaiser places his belt on the table and reveals his loaf of bread.

Isagi was drooling at the sight. He grabbed onto Kaiser's legs for support, looking up at the blonde.

"Oh, but the loaf has yet to rise," Kaiser had Isagi grab his loaf with his hand. The blonde grabbed the back of Isagi's head, making Isagi lean closer to Kaiser's loaf.

"If only we could hurry that along... How will I accomplish such a task?"

Kaiser could feel Isagi's breath breathing down his loaf and he sighs in bliss, smiling.

"Mein hase, you foolish thing. You must use your hands," Kaiser even demanded that he use his mouth if he must.

"Knead the loaf here?" Isagi was afraid that someone would catch them here.

"Of course."

"Oh, but what if the Mistress Ness catches us? Your loaf is meant to satisfy his appetite instead of this poor humble maid," Isagi looked up and into Kaiser's eyes.

"Fear not, mein hase. I'll satisfy the Mistress's cravings later." Kaiser's cream loaf was already leaking and Isagi kissed the tip. Isagi loves baking cream-filled bread in his tiny little oven. Isagi began rubbing his thighs together.

"I'm afraid baking this cream bread will take hours to perfect it!"

Kaiser smirks.

"Plenty of time, mein hase. Plenty of time."