clown fuckers 💪🤨
richster: why hello my wonderful jizz family
eddles: ok rich what the actual fuck
richster: what :(
bird fucker: Richie what the hell is wrong with you?
richster: quit bullying little old me bird fucker :(((
bird fucker: Why of all names did you name me bird fucker, may I ask?
molly ringwald: am i the only one wonderin why stan is always so grammarlicious on us
richster: that's what i'm saying
bird fucker: Because, unlike you all, I plan to have a future.
richster: with what like a jewish bird army
molly ringwald: JEWISH BIRD ARMY IM DYING
eddles: JEWISH BIRD ARMY?
bird fucker: Just because I like bird watching doesn't mean I want to form a fucking army Richard.
richster: aw, stan, im wounded :(
richster: you know what calling me richard can do to my delicate little heart :(
benny boo: i come here to see you guys talking about grammarlicious and a jewish bird army
benny boo: i'm all ears.
richster: see STAN ben gets it!
molly ringwald: common ben w
benny boo: thx bev<3
benny boo: and rich
mikey mouse: i'd honestly quite like to see stan form a bird army
georgie container: i can imagine him like anime style with his arms up like he's an opra singer and a whole ass army of birds surrounding him
richster: OGJBSSKFHDODBFIJS
richster: BILL I'M PROPOSING
molly ringwald: ANIME STYLE IM DYING
eddles: bill is by far the most badass mf in this gc
richster: REAL AF
bird fucker: I'm friends with complete morons.
mikey mouse: yet you talk to us
mikey mouse: so you must like us
benny boo: he's gotcha there
richster: common mike w
molly ringwald: real
eddles: real af
bird fucker: I don't know how to take that.
molly ringwald: hear that guys stan's turning emo
richster: damn rip ig
richster: go hide in a bathtub or smt
bird fucker: Okay why specifically a bathtub?
richster: idk cus
benny boo: i'm getting popcorn for this shit
richster: OHHH BEN SAID A CUSSY WORD OHHH YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE SHITBAG
richster: oh
molly ringwald: BAHASHAH DUMBASS
eddles: wtf am i reading
georgie container: lmfao idk but i love it
bird fucker: Okay fuck you all I'm gonna go bird watching.
richster: oh shit he's forming an army.
mikey mouse: this is world war three waiting to take place
molly ringwald: BAHHA REAL
richster: least we'll be prepared
bird fucker: Okay fuck you all
richster: haha he hates our asses.
georgie container: real
idk just some random shit before i write angst
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richie tozier angst oneshots.
FanficTHIS WHOLE STORY IS DEDICATED TO TOZIIERRS AND GAY PIGEON DUDE I LOVE Y'ALL ALR richie angst tbh i thought i'd do some other shit with the losers but who am i kidding it's all richie here
