Depth: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, A-60?
A-60: ... No.
Stalk: I do!
Depth: I know, Stalk.
Stalk: I'm sad!
Depth: I know, Stalk.
Stalk: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
A-60: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Depth: Smad.
Depth: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
A-60: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Stalk: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Oblivion: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Oblivion: What's something you guys are better than Lurk at?
Stalk: Mario Kart.
Depth: Yeah, video games.
A-60: Emotional vulnerability.
A-60: What do rainbows mean to you?
Depth: Gay rights.
Lurk: There's money.
Stalk: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Oblivion: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
Stalk: Look guys, I need help.
A-60: Love help?
Depth: Financial help?
Lurk: Emotional help?
Oblivion: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Oblivion*
Oblivion: What?
Oblivion: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Depth: Take them!
A-60: Punch them in the neck!
Lurk: Say thank you!
Stalk: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Oblivion: ...
Oblivion: No.
Depth: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
A-60: >:O language
Stalk: Yeah watch your fucking language
Oblivion: OKAY WHO TAUGHT STALK THE FUCK WORD?
Lurk: 'The fuck word'.
Chime: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Stalk: Oh my god they censored it
Lurk: Say fuck, Chime.
Stalk: Do it, Chime. Say fuck.
A-60: You're a lying piece of shit!
Lurk: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Oblivion: I'm leaving and I'm taking Depth with me!
Stalk, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Depth, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
A-60: Hey.
Stalk: Hi.
Oblivion: Hello.
Lurk: Hey!
Depth: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Chime: We were out of Doritos.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Depth: I can help you with it!
A-60: Yeah, sure.
Stalk: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Oblivion: lol nope.
Lurk: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Chime: *Read 5:55pm*
Depth: Hewwo.
Chime: Hihiiiiii!
Stalk: Greetings, Humans.
Lurk: Three kinds of people.
Oblivion: I want pudding.
Depth: Four kinds of people.
A-60: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Lurk: Five kinds of people.
Depth: Time for plan G.
A-60: Don't you mean plan B?
Depth: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Stalk: What about plan D?
Depth: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Oblivion: What about plan E?
Depth: I'm hoping not to use it. Lurk dies in plan E.
Chime: I like plan E.
Depth: Dumbest scar stories, go!
A-60: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Stalk: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Oblivion: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Lurk: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Chime:
Chime: I have emotional scars.
Lurk: Where's A-60, Oblivion, and Stalk?
Depth: They're playing hide and seek.
Lurk: Where?
Depth: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Some Doors Shizz
RandomDoors on Roblox mostly. I will tell y'all entities I know, and paintings I've saw, and entities I've survived. Yes, Doors Floor 2 (by groupy group group group) will kinda be in it.
