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Scott: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Ronan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...

Scott: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Ronan: You would eat yourself?
Scott: I wouldn't even question it.

Scott: I turned out perfectly fine!
Scuba: Scott, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Scott: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Scott: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Ryan: Really? Name one law
Scott: Don't kill people?
Ryan: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Kelly: So that's my plan.
Sharky: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Kelly: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Sharky: It fucking sucks.
Kelly: That's not constructive criticism.

Ronan: Where are you going?
Jack: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Ronan: Listen, I can explain...
Jack: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Ryan: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Scott: You guys are getting paid?

Ronan: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jack: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ronan: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING RYAN WITH ME
Scott, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

Ronan: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Jack: Plane tickets?
Ryan: Concert tickets?
Scott: Prostitution?
Ronan, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Ronan: *Screams*
Jack: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Ryan: Should we do something?!
Scott, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Scuba: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Jack, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Scuba:
Scuba: fsh

Scuba: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Jack: Scuba, that's a coma.
Scuba: Sounds festive.

Scuba: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.

Scuba: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
: Scott is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Scuba.
Scott : I feel like Scuba is the more responsible one of us two though.
Scuba: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Scott : Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other's hands so the other doesn't fall off.

Ronan: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Scott : Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Jack : I kicked Ryan in the shin-
Ryan : -So I kicked Jack between the legs.
Scuba: I burned a town down.
Ronan: What?!
Ryan : What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Scuba: A lot of things.
Jack : No shit.

Scott : How do you connect with a fictional character?
Scuba: What?
Ronan: What?
Jack : What?
Ryan : *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

Kelly : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
Sharky: What's that?
Kelly : Remorse code.
Sharky: I'm even angrier now.

Kelly : I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Sharky, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

Scuba: I actually have a black belt.
Jack: In what, karate?
Scuba: No, from Gucci.