(ok ok i get it y'all want a smut... YOU HORNY FUCK no i'm kidding lol also i'm working on three more chapters, AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME HHHHHHHHHHHHH anyways the chapters are the for the future episode, feminine smut, masculine smut, and i'm veeeeeeeery stressed out 😃 anyways let's get weird!)
What would happen if there was a thunderstorm? (Human Realm Edition!)
• Hunter pretended to not be scared. He said, "Pshh, me? The big, bad Golden Guard? Afraid? Of the Human Realm's thunderstorms? Ha! No wa- [CRACK-A-BOOM! He jumped into your arms, trembling.] LOCK ALL OF THE DOORS AND WINDOWS!"
• You both ended up locked all of the doors and windows. If you refused, Hunter would grab you and make you sit with him in a random closet so he could curl himself up into a blanket-ball, shaking.
• When you both were done locking all of the doors and windows, Hunter and you built a pillow fort.
• When you were done building the pillow fort, you brought blankets, extra pillows, and snacks.
• You both slept in the pillow fort, cuddling and sleeping through the whole thunderstorm with crumpled wrappers of candy piled up in the corner of the pillow fort.
• Willow took a pic of y'all snuggling and snoring.
• Luz definitely stole at least one of y'all's snacks using Eda's pickpocketing tips.
(blah blah blah outro wear ur water and drink ur sunscreen oddfrog out)
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(DISCONTINUED) •° 𝑴𝒀 𝑮𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔. °•
Romanceunalive me in the most excruciatingly painful way possible. this is really old, so i'm sorry if it's crappy i tried my best. also i refuse to go back and re-edit it bc it genuinely makes me nauseous (cover art not mine, it belongs to Bella Sugar...
