French Baguette x Reader

Meeting your love

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
"Ughhh" you mentally groan as you throw your alarm across the room and fall back to sleep...

*Few hours later*

You wake up again and look at the clock on the wall it read 11am you decide that your a lazy bitch and picked up your phone from the night table beside your bed and scrolled threw tiktok.

*one hour later*

Your lazy ass finally gets out of bed and gets dressed in (pick your outfit) and then you head down stairs to make f/b after eating you decide you need to go to the store to buy another alarm since you broke the previous one "what a pain in the ass" you mutter to yourself while getting your wallet you open the door and go outside.

"Its been along time since I've been outside" you think to your self  while walking towards the nearest store, you step inside the store and get greeted by the worker "back again y/n?" He asked "mhm yea I broke another alarm".
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"thats like the third one this month y/n..."
Really Jeff? You think I don't know that?
"No way really Jeff???" You say in a sarcastic tone. You walk to the alarm clock section of the store and start picking out an alarm thats when you see...✨him✨ a VERY hot sexy French Baguette...WITH ABS... "Bonjour" he greeted, you replied with a "hi" still amazed by his appearance and his VERY sexy French accent.

"Bein bein bein how bout I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. You give me your phone number and I give you mine."...in that moment you just froze...That.Was.The.CRINGIEST.Fucking. Pick.Up.Line.you.EVER.Heard...but being the dumbass that you are you replied with "damn smooth moves and my phone number is x-xxx-xxx-xxxx" "merci and I don't think I've caught your name"
"Oh sorry my name is y/n l/n and yours?"
"Oh moi moi just call me✨French Baguette✨ anyways I have to go now goodbye y/n" he said smirking at you before he left.

344 words...im not proud of this but hey its 1AM when I finished writhing this...the amount of grammar mistakes💀

~EXTRA~

F/b Favourite breakfast
Y/n Your name
L/n Last name

Anywhore- you should join my cult called "baguette" why you may ask? Well bc you probably have no life since your reading this...cringy shitty crusty  story😃

Fun fact of the chapter that has nothing to do with the story😊

The Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer, due to thermal expansion meaning the iron heats up, the particles gain kinetic energy and take up more space.

Message to my brother😌

YOU LITTLE DIP SHI- HOW COULD YOU DRINK THE LAST BIT OF PEACH JUICE WE HAVE LEFT IN THE FRIGE🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
THIS IS FOR YOU:

Anyways I love you little bro😘😚😇🤭✨
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And if you have read the extra there are now 505
Words its not the longest chapter but ya...