French cancer?! Or not...

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*lil switch a roo with the pov!? this is baguettes pov I guess?😭😓😓*

It's been a couple weeks since me and y/n had fun in my french bed, with my big french baguette-

And she has been acting a bit weird, she has been throwing up, getting morning sickness, and a strange craving for cheese...
(I love cheese so much I should write an essay on how much I love it in my other book)

At first I didn't think much of it, but now its concerning; so I did the only right thing I could do and it was.....SERCH IT UP ON GOOGLE!!

as I sat down on the couch in the living room I started to search up y/n's symptomes in the search bar on google, and the first thing that came up was
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TESTICAL CANCERN! as I read that, I audibly gasped and y/n came running into the room.
(Google once told me I have testicle cancer when I don't even have a pp😭)

"Woah there what happened baggy?" She asks me with her sweet voice, which is like music to my ears.

"Je ne sais pas comment demander ça... mais.."
(I don't know how to ask this... but.." I start to say as I look at her seriously.

"Just say it?" Y/n asks with confusion laced in her voice, oh how I love y/n she's so sweet I wonder if we will ever start a family of our own? I haven't really thought about if I even want a family yet...

I start to zone out and think about y/n, when she suddenly snaps me out of my trance.

"Sorry...but y/n I got to ask..are you a man.."I asked her with a serious and stern voice

A few seconds later I hear y/n start laughing like a wild hyena

"BAHAHDHDHJDJS ARE YOU BEING SEIOUS RIGHT NOW LOVE" she asks me well actually she screams at me while laughing as tears prickle her eyes

"Oui..." I look at her. How could she be laughing at this, its a serious matter.

"No im not a boy never was 😭" (sorry if ur a male reading this just right in female cancer in that case or smt😓)

"Why would u even think that?" She asks me still laughing

"...well your symptoms match" I said with a stern look on my face, trying to figure out where I went wrong

"What symptoms are you talking about love?"

"Well your moody and you have morning sickness and you've been avoiding some foods while have a craving to other foods.." I start listing off all the symptoms I've noticed she has had recently

*little pov change and now its y/n pov??*

There's no way he hasn't figured this out like I bet the readers already did at this point...

"Well baggy.. I don't know how you haven't figured this out yet because im certain the readers saw this coming from a mile away"

"What readers mon amor?" He asked me with a concerned face

*pov change again sorry for this yalls 😭
Also please tell me if you like the pov changes to see what Hot French Baguette With Abs thinks because if not i can stop✋*

I'm so confused what readers
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Is she insane? I wonder to myself..

"Well that doesn't matter, anyways.. im pregnant!!!" I looked at her..

And kept looking


Still looking



WAIT DID SHE JUST SAY SHES PREGNANT?!

"WHAT ACTUALLY???!" I asked her with a shocked expression

"Yessss!!!!" She replied excited

"I know we talked about have a family in the past briefly before but I feel like we are ready to start a family what do you think baggy?"

"I think we should...

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~✨Extra Shit✨~

Little clift hangerrr🤭🤭
Its a short chapter I could of made it longer but I wanted this clift hanger! You guys think he's gonna say he's not ready for a family or are they actually gonna start one?
Sorry for not updating I was kinda lazy😭 but I kept my word and I will NOT be giving up on this book! NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT?! Andd Pleaseee tell me if you like the pov change because if not I wont be doing them in the next chapter coming up ahead
😍😍✨Writing this at 1am on a school night because I fixed my sleep scedual✨😍😍
P.S DID ANYONE NOTICE ME TRYING TO USE PUNCTUATION IN THE BOOK LIKE IM WORKING ON IT GUYS😭😭😭

Fun fact of the chapter
Did you know that almonds are a member of the peach family?!
Extra fun fact to make up for not updating!
Coca-cola was originally green!

Message to my brother:
OH MY GYATT YOU PISS ME OFF SO BAD LIKE I WAS JUST TRYNA DO MY HOMEWORK THEN YOU WADDLE OVER AND SCRIBBLE OVER IT LIKE U FUCKIFNDMDMSJSJDJ BRO I CANT STAND WHEN YOU DO THAT THEN YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE EITH MOM BY LYING LIKE BROTHA I DIDNT EVEN HIT YOU YOU HIT ME AND IF YOU PULL THIS IN MY BRITHDAY WHICH IS ON THE 6TH ILL ACTUALLY SEND UR ASS TO THE MOON
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Message to my brother:OH MY GYATT YOU PISS ME OFF SO BAD LIKE I WAS JUST TRYNA DO MY HOMEWORK THEN YOU WADDLE OVER AND SCRIBBLE OVER IT LIKE U FUCKIFNDMDMSJSJDJ BRO I CANT STAND WHEN YOU DO THAT THEN YOU GOT ME IN TROUBLE EITH MOM BY LYING LIKE BR...

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I love you you the best and definitely not annoying😍😍☺️☺️☺️🧢🥰🥰😘😘

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Ur super duper annoying but I love you still🙏

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Im a lier...

Nah im playing with you I love you cant wait for u to grow up so u stop being and annoying little sh-.. love you 💖

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