French Baguette x Reader

Y/n gets bitchs?

After that encounter with VERY sexy hot French Baguette you decide to quickly run out of the store and practice your pick up lines bc...
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✨They're worse then shit✨
So you went to the kitchen and went on google starting to typ "french pick up lines" "pick up lines" and "the best pick up lines"
After about an hour of scrolling through pick up lines you found some...
And being the brave(not brave) person that you are you decided to text it to him and ask him out on a✨date✨...Why? you may ask well bc your lonely and pull no hoes no bitchs oh and did mention since your the main character and you have ✨TrAuMa✨ and you're lonely...
Anywhore on with he story

You start texting VERY hot sexy strong French Baguette..WITH ABS and start with a simple          

Y/N
"Heyy French Baguette"

VERY hot sexy strong French Baguette.
"Bonjour y/n"

Y/n
"'Si le verbe aimer n'existait pas, je l'aurais inventé en te voyant."
(Translate it your self im lazy it  has smt to do with love idk)

VERY hot sexy strong French Baguette
"Oui moi moi would you wanna go on a date then y/n~?"

Y/n
"YES OMG!!!"

VERY hot sexy strong French Baguette
"Oui oui how bout 6pm tomorrow at the lake"
(I fixed the typo from hoe to how😭😍)

Y/n
"Alright French Baguette sounds amazing"

VERY hot sexy strong French Baguette
"Bien bien Alright then see you tomorrow  then~"

Y/n
"Bye see you then~"

You throw your phone on your bed and start jumping up and down

Time skip to when you calm down
(Definitely not bc I'm lazy)

"Omg I still can't believe this is happening!!! I should probably head to bed at 10pm then and wake up at 10am" you thought to your self but then you remembered YOUR DUMB ASS DIDN'T BUY AN ALARM CLOCK AND ITS 8PM RN SO THE STORS ARE FUCKING CLOSED!!! You mentally cry and decide you would just have to break into the store and steal an alarm.
(Pretend phone alarms aren't a thing or sum bc...ya im not changing what I wrote)

You wear an all black outfit with black gloves and with a fake moustache for disguise and then a black mask.
You quickly run out of your house go to the back of the store you open the electricity thing and cut the blue wire so the alarms won't go off then you some how magically pick lock the door(don't ask how its Wattpad logic) and walk into the store still careful you walk to the alarm section and find an alarm you like and steal it.

You lock the door again with your amazing pick lock thingy skills yk and go back home.
You put you alarm to 10am so you have an hour to wake up and get out of bed at 11am"
You shower do you daily bed time routine and shit get dressed in your pj's of if you sleep naked then you get undressed from your clothes, and plop to bed you quickly fall asleep.
You dream of French people with moustaches  in Paris and Baguettes because your weird.

Words 532
~Extra shit bc yes~

✨Fun fact of the chapter that has nothing to do with the story✨
Australia is wider than the moon. The moon sits at 3400km in diameter, while Australia's diameter from east to west is almost 4000km.

Message to my brother:

WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AND THEN LIE TO OUR MOM AND SAY THAT I DID IT LIKE OMG WHY ALSO YOU DO NOT GET TO GO INTO MY ROOM AND MAKE A MESS YOU FOUR YEAR OLD BI-

THIS IS FOR YOU:

Anygays I love you little brother💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
Did I ever mention I'm a lier?😻🫶

I love you brother🫰

Word if you read the extra stuff then you have read 667 words
Its longer then before...