Me: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Zenitsu, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
Me: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.
Sanemi: Aww, thanks-
Me: Which is probably why I've never reproduced.
Inosuke: I told Tylan to grab snacks for everyone.
Zenitsu, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Inosuke, Dylan, and Tanjiro raise their hands*
Inosuke: Where's Kylan?
Tanjiro: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Tanjiro, shouting: Zenitsu sucks!
Me, distantly: Zenitsu is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Tanjiro: Found them.
Me: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Giyu: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Me: Pfft, I won't burn myself.
*30 seconds later*
Me, entering the room: I burned myself.
Me: I baked you a pie!
Sanemi: Really?! What flavor?
Me: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
Me: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Sanemi: What changed your mind?
Me: Oh, I still think you're a bitch, Im just saying
Me: I've only know Giyu for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Me: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Uzui: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
Me: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Uzui: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
Zenitsu: Dylan, no!
Me: Dylan, yes!
And thats all UvU
(Only chapter ive ever finished in one day UvU)
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if i was in demon slayer
FantasíaThis is basically what i think what would happen if i was in demon slayer. Im bad at writing so bare with me
