knock off paw-patrol
tony: can i add my kid to this
steve: You do not have a kid. You're 17.
tony: shut up
nat: ?
clint: did u knock someone up
tony: no u moron he's 15 but he's in our classes cos he's super smart
thor: Yes!!! Add your child tony i am sure he is lovely!
nat: sure idc u can add him
bruce: Okay.
tony: where u come from wtf
bruce: Just been lurking.
steve: Sure, add the kid.
tony: fabulous
'tony' Added 'Peter Parker' To The Chat!
tony: welcome child
Peter Parker: um? what
nat: ignore him he has issues
steve: Hello, Peter. I am Steve.
Peter Parker: yeah ik it says ur name lol
tony: ahahahahahahahahahaha
clint: i love him already
bruce: Hello peter.
thor: Hello Peter Parker!!!! How are you?
Peter Parker: im good i think. a bit confused as to why im here but yk
tony: ur here because ur my child
tony: also ur name is annoying me so
'tony' changed 'Peter Parker' s name to 'the baby'
the baby: feeling attacked rn
clint: how come he gets a personalised name and ours are basic
tony: ugh fine
nat: do not touch my name
'tony' Changed Their Name To 'the cool one'
'the cool one' Changed 'steve' s name to 'the boring one'
clint: ooooo can i do mine???
the cool one: knock urself out
'clint' Changed Their Name To 'the deaf one'
'the cool one' changed 'bruce' s name to 'the smart one'
'the cool one' Changed 'thor' s Name To 'the hot one'
the hot one: Why thank you, Tony!
the cool one: ur welcome hot stuff
the baby: dont u have a boyf
the smart one: ????What?? Tony?
the deaf one: WHAT
the cool one: what??? no why would u think that
the baby: u kept staring at that stephen kid in english class and im pretty sure i saw u writing manifestations in ur notebook
nat: ahahahah
the cool one: why would u expose me like this
the baby: ohhhh ur not dating u just like him?
the hot one: I wasn't aware you had a crush, Tony. I wish you well on your romantic endeavours!
the deaf one: HAHAHA MANIFESTATIONS IM CRYING
the deaf one: THE WAY HE JUST OUTED U HELP ME
the cool one: kms
the baby: soz i didnt know it was meant to be a secret. in my defence u wernt exactly sneaky with ur staring
the cool one: i was not staring i was simply admiring his facial features
the deaf one: hey where did steve go
nat: idk he probs has better things to do than watch tony get absolutely destroyed by a child
the deaf one: @theboringone
the deaf one: @theboringone
the deaf one: @theboringone
the deaf one: @theboringone
the boring one: What is this gc lmao
the hot one: Steve?
the boring one: No its Bucky
the boring one: Stevie left his phone on my bed while he went downstairs to get a drink
the baby: hi bucky i think i have the same physics class as u
the baby: im peter btw
the boring one: Omg yeah u sit at the back??
the boring one: ur adorable ur like 12
the baby: not at all accurate but ok
the cool one: so we're just accepting that this "bucky" kid has steves phone and that steve is in his house for some reason?
nat: i literally do not care but yeah, we are
the boring one: Hi, its steve again. Bucky stole my phone because he is a thief.
the deaf one: lmao fair enough
YOU ARE READING
avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
