thanos hate club
(8:41am)
tony: my dad just got back
bucky: run away
tony: idfk where my mom is i think he left her in spain
peter: wish someone would leave me in spain
tony: that can be arranged
steve: your mother is missing??
bruce: Are you spending today with your dad now that he's back?
tony: no im pretty sure he's in meetings all day today
bruce: That's sad.
steve: are you not concerned that your mom is missing, tony?
tony: she'll turn up eventually
peter: mine didnt
bucky: peter please go to therapy
peter: :)
tony: he is getting the pool re-done tho so if u guys wanna come round next sunday it will be done by then
yelena: pool party pool party pool party
bucky: sounds fun
nat: im omw to ur house tony
tony: okay
tony: stephen is here btw
nat: thats fine
steve: why is he not online?
tony: his phone died
bruce: Isn't your dad like majorly homophobic?
tony: he's out until 6 today but if stephen's still here when he gets back i can just say he's a friend
nat: tony's dad is also fully convinced that me and tones are dating so i doubt he'll think anything of stephen
thor: You've never corrected him?
tony: makes it easier for me to have a boyfriend so idc he can think what he wants
yelena: does anyone here know anything about medical care?
bruce: I took some first aid classes, why?
shuri: harley fell off a roof
steve: what?!?
shuri: harley fell off a roof
steve: ...yeah i got that, thank you.
bruce: Is he okay??
yelena: if he was i wouldnt be asking for ur help
peter: his head is bleeding
peter: bruce i sent u our location hurry pls
bruce: I am omw but could you not have called an ambulance or something??
shuri: if his mom finds out he got hurt again he'll be grounded
bruce: ETA 5 minutes. Someone make sure he stays awake.
peter: on it
steve: let us know when he is okay!!
shuri: ofc
thor: What was he doing on a roof?
yelena: trying to fly
clint: what.
yelena: mj told him if he flapped his arms hard enough he could fly and bc she's smart he believed her
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avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
