avengers chatfic

chapter 21

idiots + p&n
(3:26am)

peter: what would happen if i put an egg in the microwave for a minute?

peter: update, it exploded and i think my microwave is broken? question mark?

clint: why would u put an egg in the microwave

peter: no one was there to stop me

clint: and youre awake because?

peter: because sleep is a social construct

clint: not sure that's entirely true but ok

peter: why are u up

clint: i had a nap earlier so im not tired now

peter: i take it back sleep is good

peter: i LOVE naps

clint: u should go have one rn

peter: its only a nap if its during the day

peter: napping at night is just going to sleep

clint: then u should do that

clint: go to sleep

peter: ill try but if i microwave another egg its on you

clint: how would that possibly be on me?

clint: ykw idc just go to sleep

peter: nighty night :))

(7:28am)

steve: what on earth did i just read

(9:44am)

peter: i had nightmares about exploding eggs last night

nat: ??

peter: scroll up

clint: so u got to sleep then?

peter: yes ty :))

nat: you microwaved an egg????

peter: all in the name of love

steve: what.

peter: does anyone wanna watch barbie & her sisters in a ponytale with me

nat: omw

bucky: also omw

yelena: hitching a ride with nat so im coming too

peter: barbie party<333

steve: ive never watched a barbie film.

peter: ...

peter: get to my house rn ur watching this with us

steve: do i have a choice?

peter: no

steve: ill be 10 minutes.

acadec
(10:32am)

sally: @peter please stop spamming ur snap story with videos of u watching a barbie movie

peter: we're having so much fun tho

mj: did you seriously rope the seniors into watching barbie films with you?

peter: its only me, yelena, steve, bucky,
and natasha

flash: why are u watching barbie anyway

cindy: you can never outgrow barbie

peter: ^^^

peter: and also bc steve has never watched a barbie movie before so obviously i had to introduce him to them