thanos hate club
(12:03am)
peter: lena istg im going to cut you.
peter: wrong gc im so sorry
yelena: HA
bruce: Should i be concerned?
peter: not at all :)
bruce: That's a yes then.
clint: why are u cutting yelena
peter: because she is evil & my biggest hater
yelena: <3
peter: gonna hunt u down and eat ur eyes
nat: i support this
yelena: ??????
bucky: ive taught him well
steve: please stop encouraging violence.
clint: what was the context for ur first message peter
peter: yelena replaced my coke with diet coke
yelena: diet coke is better
peter: im approaching u at rapid speeds.
bruce: Take the threats to your own chat.
yelena: me and pyotr r gonna fight
peter: ill wipe the floor with u
bruce: Take. It. To. Your. Own. Chat.
peter: yikes we pissed brucie off
yelena: LOL
yelena's bitches
(12:14am)
'peter' Renamed The Chat 'yelena SUCKS'
yelena: die
peter: u suck
harley: dick
peter: kys
harley: u two are my only entertainment :(
yelena: i want a cat
peter: i thought we were fighting can u stop getting sidetracked pls
yelena: cat. want cat.
harley: get a cat then?
yelena: wow!! ur so smart!! OBVIOUSLY IF I COULD DO THAT I WOULD
harley: calm urself
peter: ill steal u a cat
yelena: love u lots xo
harley: can u go back to fighting
peter: no we're in love now
yelena: darling<3
peter: sweetheart<3
harley: i despise u both
yelena: jealousy jealousy
peter: ALL UR FRIENDS R SO COOL
yelena: U GO OUT EVERY NIGHT
harley: no.
peter: why do u ruin everything
yelena: ur personality makes me sick
harley: i feel terrorised
peter: omg one time i tried to report ur snap account but there was no option for "stupid bitch" so i just put "terrorist threats"
yelena: cant believe harls is a terrorist
YOU ARE READING
avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
