peter!! @peterparkour
my friends are idiots.
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natasha @romanov
i think we are the only ones with more than 2 braincells
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peter!! @peterparkour
youre the only one i like nattie
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loki @kingofsnakes
excuse me?? i also wasnt involved
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peter!! @peterparkour
let me rephrase. "nattie and loki are the only ones i like"
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loki @kingofsnakes
much better thank you
stark✔️ @snarkystarky
why did we do that
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Thor @slutforpoptarts
The water was so cold. My whole body is numb.
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clint @coolerthanyou
why did i let u talk me into that
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stark✔️ @snarkystarky
i didnt talk u into anything u did it on ur own accord
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lillian @randomperson
i just found this thread and im very confused??
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katy @user12244779
lmao same like i thought howard starks kid was meant to be professional😭
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stark✔️ @snarkystarky
i have never been professional a day in my life
Bruce @sciencenerd
For the people confused by Tony Stark's recent tweets i will give you a bit of context
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Bruce @sciencenerd
we were at the beach and tony decided "lets jump in the freezing cold water!!" Even though it is the middle of winter. 1/?
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Bruce @sciencenerd
So he somehow convinced most of us to dive into the FREEZING COLD ocean with him by saying that cold water has healing benefits or some shit and now we are all numb and cold and miserable. 2/2
natasha @romanov
id just like everyone to know that me, peter and loki did not listen to @snarkystarky when he tried to convince us to jump in the ocean with him. therefore, we are nice and warm.
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stark✔️ @snarkystarky
how did ur tweet get more likes than mine im the one with a famous dad wtf
peter!! @peterparkour
dont mind me im just testing something...
@snarkystarky is an idiot with no impulse control
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peter!! @peterparkour
hahahahahaha
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stark✔️ @snarkystark
i am never buying you apple juice at lunch ever again
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loki @kingofsnakes
dont worry i will buy apple juice for you peter
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peter!! @peterparkour
i love u
AN: i have absolutely no idea what this chapter is.
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avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
